Seriously, put me out of my misery

I’m getting desperate.

Apparently Lindsey Lohan had to have an appendectomy today. Does anyone else think they’re really taking out her liver instead of her appendix? I mean, wouldn’t that make more sense? That AA shit she’s peddling doesn’t fool me. I think she’s just playing it safe until she turns 21.

In other Lohan news, it seems Kevin Federline tried to woo Lindsey via text message, to which she replied “why would I hang out with you?” Lindsey may be a lush, but she’s not as dumb as Britney (well, not in the men department). Is there some sort of celebrity phone guide so they can all text and two way each other? Because I can see no conceivable reason why K-Fed would ever be able to score Lindsey Lohan’s phone number. After his supposed separation from Brit via text message, he might want to stick to email.

Shanna Moakler seems to be cozying up to Jenna Jameson’s ex Jay Grdina, also a porn star. She’s been hinting all over town that she was with someone and is sublimely happy, but I always thought it would be her “Dancing with the Stars” partner, not an ex porn star. When Miss America’s fall, they fall hard!

For anyone who still cares (I mean hell.. even I don’t and I used to be able to tell you where each season was and who participated), there are rumblings that the new season of The Real World will be in Sydney, Australia. I have to say, the foreign Real Worlds haven’t gone over well so far, but Sydney is such a great city with beautiful weather, and it’d be a really good place to rejuvenate the series. If only they would stop casting the typical stereotypes. That’s what was so great about the first season or two of the show. No one played up their “roles” and were basically themselves, take it or leave it. The ghost of Mary Ellis-Bunim must be turning over in her grave!

Is anyone else so insanely sick of the Donald/Rosie feud? I really hope she shuts up and just lets him talk himself to death.

I wouldn’t kick Aubrey Huff out of my bed for eating crackers. (Thanks to the O's website for the picture)He’s no B-Rob or Nick Markakis but I’d give him a jump. I might have to start trolling Baltimore bars after games. He’s going to need to get acquainted with his new city, don’t you agree? My dad actually met Eric Byrnes one night in a bar in Baltimore (before he got traded obviously) so it’s a highly possible situation. What female fan doesn’t want to be a one woman welcoming committee?

Time has been wasted. I can guarantee I’ll be back for more tomorrow. Enjoy the return of new TV and count the days until Heroes comes back (January 22nd)!