Thursday, January 31, 2008

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!

Just kidding...

I'll get back to the game but first of all, let me give you the lowdown on last night's post:

I brought my W-2 forms to my parent's house, as my mom does my taxes on Turbo Tax. I had a weird feeling that I wasn't getting shit back this year, but that's just me. Anyway, I went to Shoprite after I dropped them off and she called me shortly after with the great news that instead of the $1200 I got back last year, I'd be getting $500. And oh yeah... $4 back from the State. I was seriously standing in the aisle wanting to cry. I mean, I'm one of those people who really count on a good amount of money so I can save a substantial amount and maybe make a really good credit card payment. Not happening. Come to find out, the reason is that when I did my W-4 form for my new job, I put 2 instead of 0. Well, if you read the form it says "if no one else can claim you as a dependent, put 1" and then "if you are single and have one job, put 1" which gives me a grand total of 2. Do I feel stupid for doing it? Not really cause if you read the form, I did just what it said. Still, I really wanted Paychex to be to blame and not myself. So yeah.. I fucked myself and don't come around asking me for money cause you're barking up the wrong tree. I did manage to change it today so at least I can be pleasantly surprised next year when I get a substantial windfall (at least for me). For some reason, that's not really making me feel better right now. I'm now anxiously awaiting George W. Bush's refund in the Spring more than I was before.

On to the grocery store: So, while this conversation with my mom was going down, I was trying to get my shopping done at Shoprite. I needed some things so I could make my dip for Superbowl Sunday. Anyway, I walked around the store three times before I found the 100 calorie Reese's bars I wanted and I never did find a bag of pecans. I had no idea it'd be so hard to find a plain bag of pecans.. not chopped! I get to the checkout and realize I got one box of Reese's bars and one of York Peppermint Patty. Well that wouldn't do so I got out of line and made the swap. I got back in line but the one I was in initially was much longer so I went into the one next to it. The woman in front of me had TONS of stuff but hey, that's what happens at the grocery store. So, her total is $252.44 and she gives the girl a check. No problem, right? It was a starter check, which Shoprite doesn't take. She freaked out just a little and then went SOMEWHERE to get the money. The girl at the register has to suspend this woman's order so she doesn't have to ring everything in again before she can start my order. Does she know how to do this? Of course not, so now we wait for another girl to come and help. They finally get everything situated and I am able to get out of there, probably 10-15 minutes later than I had anticipated. I ALWAYS get into the wrong checkout line. It's a curse..

Ok.. soccer game. We beat the Red Moms 6-4 but it was a well fought battle, and when I say fought I mean it quite literally... almost. The first goal was scored almost instantly by the Wu-Tang, but the Red Moms countered with three quick goals. One was so quick that no one even saw it go by, not even our goalie! We ended up tying the score so at the half it was 3-3. There was this one girl with curly hair who was kind of pushy, but so are we so we just pushed back. She kept it up and at one point I told her that if she put her elbows up to me one more time she was going to find out what it felt like. Anyway, Karrie is VERY aggressive and very fast. She has to be as most of the time she plays with the guys. Well, she knocked into this girl quite a few times, but she deserved it as she was pushing Karrie as much as Karrie was pushing her. Anyway, Karrie knocked her down and she started saying stuff about it and that got EVERYONE talking. At one point their goalie got the ball and started a diatribe about how "it's a recreational mom's league" and we should go up to Level 1. I was on the bench at this point and shouted "yeah, we tried that. it didn't work out." The ref was making calls so if he thought it was over the top and not playing the ball, he would have called it. At one point he even said "it was an accident." I mean, if you think we're playing too aggressive then either get off the field or step up your game! We're not gonna come down to your level. When we did, we were tied. It's not like we were kicking their ass or anything. If that were the case I could see why people would want us to not be at that level. Oh well.. just one more team that doesn't like us. We'll live.. we're from Hudson.. We're used to it. We were chatting after the game and one girl from the other team was left and simply said that she never got pushed and that there are people on their team with big mouths so we didnt' feel as bad. Ok, who am I trying to kid? We didn't feel bad in the first place. If you're 50 years old and can't hang, maybe it's time to quit.

The team we play next week is the team we beat by a goal when Tre scored and they didn't have all their players on the field. They might be out for blood, which would be a nice change from the whiny old bitches we've been playing lately.

I'm out of here in an hour or so. My cousin Laura is on the bowling team at Columbia Greene, my sister coaches and my Dad assistant coaches, so my mom and I are going to head up the match in Troy. They have no shot of winning, but it's always nice to have spectators!

I might try to catch the premiere of Eli Stone tonight. I mean, it's Jonny Lee Miller (from Hackers) and he has hallucinations of George Michael. It sounds like a match made in heaven to me! Enjoy your Thursday and drive safe tomorrow.. it's supposed to get a tad messy!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Why me?

Ooh Lord I'm pissed. I really feel bad for any of the "Red Moms" that get in my way during our soccer game tonight because I'm taking out all my aggression on them. I should probably warn them. Let's just say it has to do with my tax refund (or lack thereof) and the grocery store. More to come.....

Soccer Day

Yep.. it's Wednesday. Rumor has it that I'm playing offense tonight and I will score that elusive goal. I'm not so sure but I'm willing to give it a shot. However, I think it'd be best to have the real offense in so they can score a few goals and give us a cushion before everyone starts feeding me the ball and waits with baited breath for me to get one in the net, at which (if the past is any indication) I will fail miserably. I'd rather knock people around in the back and keep them out of the goal. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.

O's news - Bedard is traded.. then he's not... What is REALLY going on and who's responsible? That, and the rumor that B-Rob is next on the chopping block is really killing me. I mean, can we start over? Oh wait.. we ARE starting over... just with um.. well.. no one. I mean, I knew we were gonna be bad this year, but I really didn't think we could be as bad as last year. I know it's only January, but I have to admit my hopes aren't really high. Will it stop me from loving them? No, of course not.. but I might put the team in a short time-out if this shit keeps going on. If anyone even mentions Markakis in trade talks I'll seriously have a coronary.. And one more thing: Why would you trade Bedard to the AL? Do you really want to phase your ex-ace? I know I wouldn't want to!!

I read the book and it's one of my favorite movies, so I can't wait for the follow up to come out in any way, shape or form.

A Hollywood Mommy is expecting yet again (so say the rumors) and NO, it's not Angelina Jolie (yet).

Britney needs help... I don't even have to say or post anything else.. that bitch is kookoo for cocoa puffs crazy and seriously needs to get the hell out of LA for a while. It did wonders for Demi Moore!! I know everyone seems to be trying, but it's a little hard to see who's got her best interests at heart. I mean, what "friend/manager" thinks going to a Rite Aid at 5 am in a pink wig is a good idea for anyone? And furthermore, why the hell is a Rite Aid even open at 5 am!?

So, I saw 27 Dresses on Monday night with my friends Sue and Melissa. I absolutely adored it! Don't get me wrong, it's a frothy romantic comedy where everything goes wrong, but then rights itself. However, even if you don't enjoy Katherine Heigl, go to the movie for Judy Greer. She's f'n hysterical and steals every single scene she's in in every single movie she's in. I'm anxiously awaiting a starring role for her! Warning to everyone who's weddings I've been in - the end scene is what my wedding will look like.. Get ready cause you CAN wear that dress again (except for Keefer - I used hers when I was Carrie for Halloween one year.. great costume but what a waste of an actually nice dress).

J's buddy is selling bootlegs of movies that are out now. He has a pretty substantial list and for only $5 a piece (at most) I highlighted the ones I might get from him. Even if I don't like the movie at least I can pride myself in saying that I didn't spend a shit load of money to see it at the movies. My list includes Atonement, August Rush, American Gangster, Gone Baby Gone and Eastern Promises. However, even if I like the movies a lot, I'll probably have to buy them on DVD on my own. After all, I really like having the original jewel case and such in my collection. I'm kinda of anal that way. Plus, it'll make me feel a little bit better about my illegal dalliance.

Could this be for real!? Either way, I'm not 100% sure how I feel about it... Either that or I'm embarassed to be excited.. Ya know.. either one.

Regardless, I never watch this portion of Idol. I can't fathom the fact that these people don't know how terrible they are and that is what they want their 15 minutes of fame to be like. However, I heard there's a Chris Daughtry lookalike who's made it to Hollywood and could actually be talented. I might be persuaded to watch again..

Finally, Tyra Banks is taking over a new show. As if ANTM wasn't enough, now she's going to be involved in a show that is basically an ANTM for the fashion magazine set. Yep.. I'll watch it. Speaking of ANTM the new season starts in a few weeks and is set in NY!! Set your tivo's kids.. Also, be sure to set them tonight for the newest episode of The Gauntlet on MTV. There's no new Project Runway on so what else do you have to do?

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Never have I ever

wanted to live in LA so bad...

Sunday, January 27, 2008

A Saturday Night at Jackson's

We had a slight reunion at Jackson's in Old Chatham for the softball team on Saturday night. Oneof our players couldn't make it to the party in October, so we did a little night out for him. This is me and Shoes.. Me and my cousin, Chrissy
Chrissy and her boyfriend Kenny.. He's our "unofficial coach." His singing in the picture came after a whole evening of dancing to Rod Stewart and Santana.. and some tequila shots. Yep.. it was THAT kind of night!We all had a great time and can't wait to get together again. I'm sure it will be sooner rather than later.

That was about the extent of my weekend. I went to bowling on Friday night and (again) shit the bed. Didn't really do much of anything but go to Jackson's, which kind of felt nice. I finally saw "A Fish Called Wanda, which was pretty much the only thing I accomplished this weekend. It's been a pretty boring week/weekend so maybe things will look up this week. We shall see. Try not to get depressed that it's almost Monday.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

The only one

Wu-Tang is still on top! We are tied for first place with a 4-1 win last night. However, I'm now the only person on our team (besides our goalie) that hasn't scored a goal. Granted, I play defense and am clueless when it comes to offense, but my non-scoring partner in crime scored last night so now I have to pray we play someone crappy so I've got a fighting chance.

No one is in the office today so I haven't really had any time to post the last few days. I'm sure Chris will be up my ass soon if I didn't post anything, so I figured this would be better than nothing! In Heath Ledger news - the autopsy was inconclusive so it's going to be another week or more before we find out what really happened, or at least the NYPD's version of what happened. I'm happy to see that it looks like an accidental death, but not happy that he's dead by any means!

Britney showed up for her court appearance, then changed her mind. I'm beginning to think she really is bipolar and needs LOTS of help.. and someone needs to buy her a bra.

I got home last night just prior to 11, and I had to turn something on so I wouldnt' be tempted by the end of Project Runway. What did I find? The newest addition of the Real World/Road Rules challenge - The Gauntlet. I didn't want to watch, but once I started, I couldn't take my eyes away. Don't make me DVR that shit.. I love it that Beth S. is like.. 38 and still doing this shit.. Keep it going for the old school Real Worlders.. you know, the ones that weren't all total alcoholic camera whores. That, and Coral is back and I love nothing more than watching that girl fight a war of words with people that can't even pronounce the word... like CT for example. I can see his and Diem's relationship going belly up in about 3.5 seconds if chemo didn't ruin all the brain cells in her head. Ok.. that was mean, but if you watch the show, you'll understand why I said it. She seems like such a nice girl and he seems like.. well.. a moron. Between this and the new Rock of Love, I should have plenty of trainwrecks to talk about!

Not sure what's on tonight's agenda so perhaps I'll have more later. If not, enjoy your Thursday!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Believe it or not...

it wasn't Britney's obituary that needed to be preemptively drawn up... Seriously.. who saw that one coming!? Looks like The Dark Knight will be his swan song. I really do hope it was some sort of accidental thing, to be honest. It's pretty damn selfish to kill yourself, but to do it when you have a child? That's just shameful..

I apologize for the delay in posting such breaking news, but I had a wake to attend and actual work to do today. The holidays are over, so soon to be divorcee's are coming out of the woodwork!

There'll be more on this story in the coming days, I'm sure!

Monday, January 21, 2008

Aren't I a good girl?

I'm eating grapes at my desk... Does that make up for all the beer I drank yesterday during the football games?

Since Peyton's no longer involved, I guess I'll have to root for Eli.. I mean, wouldn't it be awesome for the Pats to go 18-0 and NOT win the Superbowl? And being from New York, it'd be kind of cool for them to win, even if it's with the wrong Manning ;). So.. Let's go Giants!!!

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Yikes

That was the title of the email my mom sent me, because it included this picture:



Yep.. that was my face on Friday. And it was worse just a few hours prior. My eyes were so swollen that you couldn't see the whites and there was no way you would have known what color my eyes are. In the last year or so I've had reactions to red food dye.. but nothing drastic, just some swollen lips or something, always going away pretty quickly. Well, Thursday night I tried this tropical punch drink, then I wasn't feeling 100% so I took some Nyquil. I felt the inside of my bottom lip starting to swell up before I went to bed but I figured I'd sleep for seven or so hours and it would go away. I woke up around 2:30 and was fine.. I woke up again at 4:45 and I was fine. When my alarm went off at 6:30, I couldn't even get to my eyes to wipe the sleep out of them. They were THAT swollen. I really didn't think it was that bad until I went downstairs and Tre and Fish started laughing at me cause I really did look chinese. More so than Tre in her drunken "Mei Ling" phase, if you can believe that! Anyway, I took some benadryl (dye free) and went to work, as I knew I'd be the only one there. I waited for my co-worker to get there and told her I was going home. I couldn't even concentrate or really focus my eyes too well. She begged me to go home cause she said I was painful to look at. I didn't take it personally. So, I went home and put a cold pack on my eyes and took some more benadryl. I really thought the swelling had gone down considerably but when I got to bowling the first thing I was asked was "who hit me?" I just told everyone that considering what I looked like 12 hours prior, this was TONS better!

Regardless of my swollen face, my sister and I went down to Poughkeepsie to hang out with our friend Stephanie. We went to this bar, Mahoney's and had a pretty good time. Granted, it's tough to be the sober one. I didn't want to drink just because I wasn't feeling 100% and I was finishing up the Medifast thing, and you're not supposed to drink on it. So.... I learned my lesson and will drink the next time.. but it was nice to sleep in my own bed, especially since we didn't get home until 4:30 in the morning. I was in bed till 2 pm.. not sleeping the whole time.. just lounging. J came down and we went to dinner... yep.. real dinner.. Granted, I was pretty good. I had a grilled chicken sandwich with fries and I only ate half of both. Maybe this diet shrunk my stomach or something! Then, J, Tre and I went to see Sweeney Todd. I really liked it. It's a really dark story and I wasn't sure how it was going to end. I wish it had come around sooner, that's for sure. I'm not a huge Johnny Depp fan. I mean, I think he's talented, but not that attractive. I know people fawn over him but that's not me. However, considering he had no vocal training for that role, I think he was great. Go see it if you can. Another movie I watched this weekend was Million Dollar Baby.. I hadn't seen it but thanks to an episode of The Office, I knew how it ended, which I think kind of ruined it for me, but I still really enjoyed it.

Today is Sunday, which is football playoff day. Friends of mine are having a party so I'll stop over there for a while. I'm just getting all my stuff done around the house.. laundry.. grocery shopping.. and now putting all my recipes into a binder. Oh yeah.. I'm a regular Suzie Homemaker. I have to get it all done today because unlike most people, I have to work tomorrow.. I shouldn't bitch, it's not like I worked too hard on Friday, right? Anyway, that's all that's going on here.. enjoy your long weekend and I'll try to update soon!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Guilty Pleasure

Today is guilty pleasure day on my blog. Do you know why? Because George Michael is penning his memoirs for a considerable sum. The man is only 44... Life is good.. You know that's gonna be full of some crazy shit and I am SOOOOOO going to read it when it comes out. Sometimes I'm pretty sure there's a gay man living comfortably in my body. It sure would explain that excess flesh around the stomach and thigh area ;) .

Counting Crows has released two new songs for download on their website from their new album "Saturday Afternoons and Sunday Mornings," due out in March. Just one more thing I can't wait for! I downloaded both songs: 1492 and I Dream of Michaelangelo. 1492 hasn't grown on me yet but Michaelangelo was great from the first listen.

Last night the Wu Tang pulled off yet another victory!!! We are certainly on a roll. I think we were all looking forward to facing a team of our caliber that we totally psyched ourselves up. Anyway, we played the game of our lives.. everyone was on and we beat the Tangerine Beavers 4-0. We were only up 1-0 at the half, but we really busted out the second half. It was a great game to play and fun to watch. We looked like we'd been playing together forever! Unfortunately, we had a casualty.. Shanan broke her ankle, so we think. She said it was fine.. then she sent an email that it was broke.. then that it wasn't broke. Then I saw her brother at the gym and he said it was, so we're still not 100% sure. Either way, she'll be out for a little while and will be sorely missed, but I know she'll be there cheering us on!

Tomorrow night, Tre and I are headed down to Poughkeepsie to hang out with our friend Stephanie. Since I'm still sticking it out on Medifast (only through the weekend) I guess I'm the DD. We could stay there, but I really like sleeping in my own bed, even if I don't get into it until 5 a.m. A great band is playing at the bar we're going to and I'm looking forward to it. I feel like I haven't been out in ages! I was going to cancel cause I couldn't drink, but figured I'd still have a good time without it. Ah, growing up.... I'm sure there'll be pictures to post in the very near future.

I'm beat so this is all I can come up with for today. TGIF and be careful on your way to work.. it's supposed to be a tad messy around these parts.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Disappointing

That's how TMZ.com has started my day, for many reasons, which I'll list right here:

RENT is closing on June 1st... Granted, I already saw it (with Joey Fatone playing the role of Mark) but still.. I adore the show and was happy to see the movie do it justice, although that could be cause the original players (most of them at least) starred in the movie. Anyway, RIP Rent, the 7th longest running Broadway show...

One of my favorite movies is Grease 2. Oh yeah.. I'll admit it. One of those reasons is Maxwell Caulfield.. All studded up in leather for his Sandy-esque transformation into a bike riding bad boy. He also had the sense of humor to spoof himself and his image just a tad in Empire Records. Anyway, that was quite some time ago and here he is now... and then.. I know.. people age, but I just wanted him to stay young forever..

Matthew McConaughey is going to be a daddy... and it's not to my illegitimate child. Isn't that enough?

In other daddy news.. David Spade allegedly knocked up a 22 year old playmate, who I'm sure we've seen on The Girls Next Door, Jillian Grace. It's not official, but he at least confirms they've done it and that if it is his, he'll take full responsibility.. Eddie Murphy could learn a lesson or two from David Spade... Did I really just say that?

Pseudo kid actor Brad Renfro was found dead at his home in LA... Seems he'd been having lots of trouble with drugs the last few years, but the cause of death has not yet been determined. He starred in The Client with Susan Sarandon and Apt Pupil.

Reno 911 finally comes back with new episodes tonight on Comedy Central. I've mentioned this show and it's creators several times, cause I LOVED The State on MTV. If you haven't seen any episodes, you're missing out. It's some of the best humor you can find on cable TV.

The O's already have players going down for the count. I mean.. like we have time for that!

Last night J and I watched Black X-Mas.. Obviously, his choice. Pretty nasty and gorey, but very B-movie, not that I expected less. I was shocked by all the horror any mayhem you could provide with Christmas decorations though...

Tonight is a big night.. Wu-Tang takes on the Tangerine Beavers. We've been wanting to play this team for a while cause I think we'll be pretty evenly matched. Hell, we might even lose, but we plan on putting up one hell of a fight. We know it's not gonna be a walk in the park and I think in some weird way, we're actually looking forward to it. I hope to give up the update on that tomorrow...

I've gotta get some stuff done, but if the morning is any indication, I could be back with some afternoon news. Hump 'em if you got 'em!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

B-12 my ass

I'm beginning to wonder who (if anyone) got the raw deal in this situation.. I mean.. who do you believe?

Monday, January 14, 2008

Only time will tell

Friday was a BAD Medifast Day. I really almost threw in the towel. I was just insanely frustrated and wanted to eat real food sooooo badly! Over the weekend mom came up with some recipes that helped, but I'm still only doing it for another week. Maybe only until Friday, as I have some plans this weekend. I've definitely realized what I need to do as far as snacking and eating dinner and stuff, so I think once I finish this I'll just do a modified weight watchers or count calories or something. I lost four pounds in this first week on Medifast which is good (don't get me wrong) but I think I expected at least five or more, what with all that I'm NOT eating and my time in the gym. I'm just frustrated and having a hard time sticking it out. Don't get me wrong, the plan works! It's just a little harder than I anticipated.

I went to J's on Friday night after bowling, as there was less of a chance I'd have something to drink there than if I went out with my friends that night. The next morning he was like "Well, we can't go to breakfast..." so I told him ONE MORE WEEK, as I love breakfast.. I just probably won't continue to get a sausage and cheese omelette and an english muffin dripping with butter.. MMM... butter.. Saturday I went to the gym and basically hung out, doing nothing. J came over Saturday night, and we played Super Mario Bros 2, that I downloaded to the Wii.. it's amazing what you remember, as neither of us have played that game in YEARS! It was an entertaining way to spend an hour or so. I also watched Mighty Aphrodite before he got there. It was actually a Woody Allen movie I could tolerate, although Mira Sorvino's accent was atrocious! I can't believe she won an Oscar for that role... Sunday I meant to go to the gym, but I woke up with a crazy headache and decided against it. I went to my goddaughter's basketball game, then went bowling with my dad. I actually bowled decent, which is a nice change from the norm lately. I might have to skip it this Friday. Maybe a week off will do me some good. Anyway, last night I was at my parent's house for dinner and that was the extent of it. Big weekend! ha ha.

I have a dilemma and maybe someone can help me with it. Tre and I live in between two houses. The house to our right (as you're looking at the house) has two adorable pugs, who only come outside a few times a day with someone that lives in the house. The other side, has a Bassett Hound and a large Poodle. The poodle is the issue. He jumps over the fence and constantly bares his teeth and barks NON STOP! He's been doing the barking thing since we moved in, but the jumping over the fence thing is kind of new. Well, jumping over it isn't... how close he gets to you is new. He used to get about five feet and then he'd stop dead in his tracks and just bark. Now he gets right up next to you. I don't know if he would really bite anyone, but he bares his teeth and looks pretty menacing. I usually chase him across the fence with a shovel. The fence is a wire one, and it's been worn down from the dog putting his front legs on it. Now if he sees anyone outside he runs across the yard and takes a flying leap over it. It's a little scary to see him jump over the fence and come right at you! Anyway, when I came home from the gym on Saturday, he was in my driveway and I almost hit him. Apparently he had gotten into our yard, behind the garage and into the neighbor's yard, where the pugs were outside with the teenage daughter of the family that lives there. I guess the poodle went after her and she was on the phone with the cops when I got there. I don't know what, if anything happened with that, but no cop was ever seen in the area and no one came to our door. So, I'm wondering what the best cause of action would be. I mean, the owner of the dog has to know what's going on. She's seen the fence for god's sake! I don't know if the cops will really do anything, or if I should call Animal Control or what. I don't want anything to happen to the dog, I just really want to give the owner a scare. I mean, there IS a leash law so when he's in our yard, he's violating that. It's not my job to keep her dog out of my yard, it's her job to keep him in hers, am I right? Anyway, if anyone has any insight, please feel free to let me know. What's funny is, the neighbor has this beautiful wooden fence up on the front of the property. Then, once you can't see it from the road it's this flimsy wire mess. Why would you stop!?

The Colts lost to the Chargers yesterday 28-24. I'm insanely disappointed, to say the least. I told J it's because I didn't have a Peyton Manning jersey to wear while the game was on. He begs to differ..

OOOH... I caught up on Project Runway.. Bat shit crazy Elisa got booted during the Hershey's challenge (they could make their outfit out of anything they could find in the Hershey's store in Times Square) because her outfit looked like.. well.. shit. Plain and simple. Jillian was the only one to use real food on her outfit (licorice) and it turned out OK, but I don't think it was worth all the trouble it caused! The following week, the challenge was to make a prom dress for some pretty tough customers. From the get-go you knew Christian was gonna have a hard time. He's a diva and so was his client. He made her look.. well... it was an ugly dress. Everything about it was ugly AND he threw her under the bus for it.. Bottom two anyone!? The shocker in the bottom two (and subsequent "auf"ing) was Kevin! Granted, his dress wasn't finished to the Judges liking and she looked a tad hippy, but I didn't think that he was going home. I will miss my random straight man on the show! And oh yeah.... I love me some Rami but WOW... someone gets defensive and can't take criticism... That's all I'll say as it looks like this point will rear it's ugly head again next week.

Luckily, the snow we expected didn't come.. or at least not as much as was forecast. I marveled at the winter wonderland on the way to work (the trees look so much prettier with snow on them) and didn't slide all over the road, so I was a happy camper. However, (obviously) not much to do here today so I'll see what I can do about posting some entertaining things I can find... Try to make it through your Monday.. I'm gonna go microwave myself some soup..

Thursday, January 10, 2008

I give up

I've thrown down the white flag in surrender. The me and veggies thing. NOT going to happen. Our relationship rates right up there with that of Buffy and Glory on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (the TV show, not the movie... although that would be funny since Kristy Swanson is a spokesperson for Medifast... but anyway...) We are mortal enemies and that's just the way life was meant to be. Will this derail my Medifasting? I hope not. I'm cynical enough about it as it is, I don't need any help. This is going to be the longest month of my life. I realized this morning that my friend's Superbowl party is on the last day of my diet. Well.. I mean second to last ;).

Ewwww

Celery too, is a no-go. It was disgusting! Stringy and crunchy all at the same time.. blech! I couldn't even get it down.. spit it right back into my napkin.. But I did enjoy my new George Foreman grill that my parents found for me at Target. So much easier and so much quicker! I'm a big fan already!!!

Last night, the Wu-Tang continued their winning streak, beating Orange Juice 4-0. We play the team we've been wanting to play for the last two sessions, the Tangerine Beavers, next week, so we really need to step up our game. I leveled some girl last night, but it wasn't intentional. I was trying to get in front of her and she moved.. Seriously.. I knocked her down like she'd just gotten pummelled by Mike Tyson. I felt real bad.. even apologized, and I don't usually do that during soccer! lol.. Let's just say, I didn't pass out during the game, so I consider it a good night!

Not much going on as of late. J and I watched Disturbia the other night, which was a pretty good flick. I felt a little dirty watching Shia Labeouf make out with some chick, but I'm sure I'll manage to get over it.

This little bit of eye candy is for the ladies.. OK.. really it's for me, but I'm sure most others will enjoy it as well.

So... rumor is that Pam Anderson has a bun in the oven and is still (again) getting divorced from Rick Soloman. Seems she asked for spousal support (like she needs it), but no child support. Maybe the baby isn't his!? Guess we'll have to wait and see..

More on my voyage to veggieland later...

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Strike 2

Cauliflower is a no-go. I repeat... ixnay on the caulifloweray... I really wonder if my aversion to veggies is a texture thing. I tried to puree the cauliflower in a blender but my blender(s) just weren't having it. I think that might have made a slight difference. Again, I choked it down.. literally... and didn't even finish it. I gave it the good old college try, but it was to no avail. At the store I bought a yellow pepper, red pepper, steamfresh garlic cauliflower, steamfresh broccoli and yellow summer squash. I'm not saying any of those are going to work, but I'm trying. Give me some credit.

I went to Wal-Mart tonight to try and find a George Foreman grill, but they were all out. However, I did find the controversial Jessica Seinfeld book, Deceptively Delicious. I haven't had a chance to read it yet, but we'll see how it works. I think KNOWING the veggies are in there defeats the purpose, but I'm willing to try anything.

Congrats go out to Goose Gossage for finally getting inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. He's been on the ballot for quite a while and is the only player to make it in this year.

J is here and he's bugging me and I can't tell him what I need to finish. I told him it was personal and he was like "ok, really.. what are you finishing?" I couldn't exactly say "oh.. the blog you get mentioned on at least three times a week." :) He went to the car so I have a slight chance to finish this up. Late soccer game tomorrow night, but I'll try to post at some point tomorrow if I can. If not, soccer update on Thursday!!!!

Monday, January 07, 2008

Lean and Green

Oh lord.. this is going to be way harder than I thought. I made my chicken for dinner, then put a cup and a half of romaine lettuce on my plate. I saturated it with Wishbone Salad Spritzers, but it was to no avail. I really had to force it down and it was no fun whatsover. I even put a post on the message boards asking people for advice, and one lady actually got bitchy with me, kind of. I mean, I don't like vegetables and I'm not going to all of a sudden crave them, no matter how hard I try. I honestly don't think there's enough salad dressing in the world to get veggies and I to coexist. Other than that, the day wasn't so bad...

There will be no red carpet text messages between me and C. Howe, as the Golden Globes have been cancelled! Apparently there will just be a press confernce to announce the winners, as there was no point in having an awards ceremony that none of the stars would go to. Sure does suck to win a Globe this year, huh?

So, I assumed Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise never had a baby together cause one of them had "issues." Perhaps they only had isses with each other, as it's been widely reported that Nicole Kidman has a bun in the oven with husband Keith Urban. Course, it could just be a rumor (again) but it seemed to have more viability this time for some reason so I said "what the hell" and posted the news anyway... Yeah.. I'm crazy like that.

I've never claimed to be politically savvy

so I thought I'd take someone else's point of view and run with it...

Juno might be the funniest movie ever made. I'm not kidding.. J and I laughed our asses off through the entire thing. If it and Ellen Page don't win some sort of award, I'll be shocked.

A movie not winning awards will more than likely be Live Free or Die Hard... but I liked it anyway. I've never seen any of the other Die Hards, but J insists that's just cause Bruce Willis wasn't totally bald then... he might be right ;)

I ate my face off this weekend in preparation for today: my first day on Medifast. So far, so good.. I overnuked my oatmeal, so I probably should have eaten more, but it was congealed to the bottom of my bowl and the microwave. I'm just waiting a few more minutes before I can have my mid morning "meal". We'll see how that "lean and green" meal goes. I actually bought celery and lettuce, which I plan to douse in as much salad dressing as I'm allowed. More on that tomorrow..

Also - the new American Gladiators is THE BOMB... besides the fact that the Eliminator doesn't have any penalties or gladiators and I'm pretty sure two of the female gladiators are packing some male genitalia in their spandex shorts.. Still.. SO much fun to watch!

Friday, January 04, 2008

Just a matter of time...

You knew that's all it was going to take before Britney Spears completely flipped her shit (again). I linked to one story, but really all you have to do is go to TMZ.com and you'll get ALL of it.. There is so much more going on than meets the eye. Girlfriend needs a stay at the crazy house! A LONG one...

I'm exhausted today. No real good reason to be either. J and I went to dinner and then came home to watch the Bourne Ultimatum. I managed to stay awake for the ten minutes (which was more like twenty) I had missed during our first viewing, but after that, I was out like a light. We went to bed shortly after and neither of us moved until the alarm went off a little after 5. He left, I passed out again and it took all the strength I had to get out of bed when my alarm went off.... three times. I think I might be coming down with something. I'm kinda sniffly and can't seem to get enough water. That can't be a good sign.

Oh yeah.. I did end up telling J about his sister in law's myspace post to me. He wasn't that frazzled at first, but the more we talked about it, I could tell he was getting pissed off (at her, not me). He said he probably wouldn't have found out if I hadn't told him but on the off chance she grew a set and said something to him, I wanted my ass covered. I begged him not to mention it and he said he wouldn't, or at least not implicate me if a good time came for him to bring it up. I can tell you one thing: I do NOT want to be around when it does happen, cause it won't be pretty. (ok.. that's a lie.. I'd kind of like to be a witness to the event when he rips her a new one.) Still no response from her, so this might be the end of it.

I've had hair issues the last few months and today, my friend Shannon will hopefully be my savior. I used to go to her but when I took the job in Albany, it just wasn't as convenient. Well, now that I'm back around this area (and I always liked what she did to my hair) I decided to give her another shot. She's coloring and cutting my hair today, and I'm really looking forward to it. Granted, it's short so she can't change much, but she's pretty good at making it look like something I'll never be able to do myself.. Also, she's pregnant with twins, so I can't wait to see her little baby belly!!! I have bowling tonight too, but I'm not rushing. If I make it after the appointment, I make it. I'm bowling better on the Wii than in real life so maybe a week off is what I need.

Other than that, no real news. Hope you make it through your Friday without passing out at your desk (oh wait.. that's MY goal). Still, I'll try to be back later with more news if there is any worth reporting. After all - No gnews is good gnews with Garry Gnu (Great Space Coaster... anyone?? Bueller??)

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Wu Tang Killer Bees

We won our first game of the session last night, 2-0. Again, we were yelled at (by the other team) for being what they call pushy.. we call it playing aggressively. My sister is REALLY aggressive. I mean, if you push her, she'll push you back and that's how it should be! Last night she kicked the ball right into this woman's stomach. She went down like a ton of bricks and (honest to god) began to whimper like a puppy on the ground. There was probably about 10 minutes left in the half when this happened and she went out for the duration. When she came in for the second half she was STILL holding her stomach. Come on lady... get over it! I don't know what the deal is with all the drama queens!!!! Anyway, I got in front of this girl during a throw in and when I backed up, she fell down.. Ok, my ass might have made contact, but that's not really my fault.. we were both going for the ball. Well, their psycho old goggle wearing goalie starts SCREAMING at the ref "CALL THAT." He just looked at her, as there was nothing to call. I really thought she was going to throw punches when Tre ended up in the goal after a corner kick. What these people don't understand is that bitching will get them nowhere, and only revs us up even more! They were saying we should be in the first division, but we vehemently disagree. The people in the highest level are WAY faster than us and while we're improved considerably, it's still not time to go up. I mean, we only beat them 2-1 (granted, one goal came off one of our defenders, but who's counting?). However, we acquired a few new players and while they're nice to have and are both pretty talented, it's less playing time for everyone. I feel like I didn't even play last night and I'm used to being exhausted and sweating my ass off! Oh well, it was still a fun night out, as usual! Then again, tell that to my purple thigh!!!

I've decided I'm going to tell J what his sister in law said. I just don't want him to hear about it from her, as I have a feeling it wouldn't quite come out the right way. Hopefully he'll just be pissy at her for getting all up in his business, and not me for responding, even though I think I responded pretty diplomatically!

I finished my application at HVCC for the Radiologic Technology Program, but it's making me nervous. I really don't think I'm going to get in, as I have no hospital experience and any math and science courses I took were AGES ago! My friend Danny is looking into it too, and he'll have no problem getting in as he has countless hours of patient experience and has already taken some of the required courses. We'll see how it goes. Applications are due February 1, so I'm just waiting to get my transcripts so I can send them in. Apparently Castleton sent mine out on the 21st and I have yet to receive it. They seem to think it's because of the holidays. Really? Two weeks!? That seems a little crazy.. I told the woman that if I didn't get it by Monday I'd be calling back.. CGCC hasn't sent mine yet either, but they've been closed for a few weeks. It looks like they took the five bucks from my checking account though, so I imagine I'll get them any day now. I have to wait until I get my transcripts to see if I'll need a copy of my high school transcript. You would think I wouldn't as I have a bachelor's degree, but it's better to be safe than sorry.

Chris and I went to see No Country For Old Men this weekend. It was one of those movies where I really had no idea what I thought of it. I don't know if it's because I didn't really know what to expect from it or what, but we both left the theater saying "huh.... I don't know if I got it." I watched Hotel Rwanda on New Year's Day and that was a pretty good movie. I was unaware of the story prior as in 1994 I was a self absorbed high school senior, but I was appalled at how things went down and thought the movie was great. I mean, sometimes it's just amazing what one person can accomplish. I also confirmed that I am not a fan of Woody Allen or Diane Keaton movies and together, well I'd rather not discuss it. I'd been looking forward to seeing Annie Hall for quite some time. I fell asleep near the end and didn't even bother to watch it over again, as I just wasn't interested. I was sorely disappointed by my lack of love for the movie, in all honesty. I have Mighty Aphrodite coming in the mail today, so I guess I'll try to give Woody another shot. Diane Keaton... not so much.. I doubt I'll be lining up to see Mad Money, let's put it that way.

That's all for this Thursday.. not much news except that Britney Spears is apparently too difficult to handle as a client for her attorney... Yeah.. like this attorney would be the first to say so! Enjoy your day and remember, tomorrow is Friday... Woo Hoo!!!!

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

After the last post

I figure I'll have everyone and their mother telling me how awful J is and how he doesn't deserve me, blah blah blah. I kind of use this blog as a sounding board and sometimes I just want you to listen... not offer your opinion. Let me point out that he's not a terrible person by any means. After all, I think I probably say how much I've enjoyed stuff we've done more than I bitch about his emotional grownth, or lack thereof. He just has some... issues... as most of us do in certain aspects of our life. So, say what you will and give what advice you want, but don't get pissy when I don't take it. What I'm trying to say is thanks, but try not to jump to conclusions about my one-sided blog. ;) Doesn't mean I don't appreciate the love though... :)

And all this time

I thought I held the title....

Kristen Bell and Dax Sheperd huh? Oh Elle... I expected so much more from you and your taste in men. Speaking of Heroes.. it's highly possible the "HaLo" rumors are true. I don't know if I'm happy for her, or slightly skeeved out by him.

My mom and I are trying another diet for the new year, specifically, Medifast. My friend Allyson was on it and did pretty well so we thought we'd give it a shot and see what it has to offer. It's kind of expensive, but you're eating their food so it's not like you're spending millions on groceries. I guess it all evens out. I'm anxious to see how it works. I'll keep you posted for sure. We ordered all our food last night so hopefully we'll be able to start Monday. It's gonna be a very tough month and I might have to eat some form of vegetables, but maybe that's what I need to teach me to eat them, whether I like salad or not.

I got an interesting comment on my Myspace page this morning. J's sister in law messaged me saying "Why do you torture yourself so?" She's a ballsy one, I'll tell you that. Slight background: I was having fun at J's party, until the ball dropped. Then (as usual) I got no love.. barely a hug from him and I was peeved. Not to mention I was already a slight emotional basketcase, as the day tends to bring out in me. So, in order to make things easier, I just went upstairs and went to bed. He followed me up the stairs and basically said "you know how I am about PDA" and i do... but it's new year's.. a kiss on the cheek wouldn't have killed him... or would it have? ;) He came to bed shortly after, as he had to work the next day. I really tried to sneak up the stairs, as I was kind of mortified by the situation. I mean, he gave a better hug to his friend's wife in my opinion than he did to me and I was SURROUNDED by couples, and there I stood.. basically by myself. At one point he was like "I'm coming" but again, all I got was the half hearted hug. I think the look on my face must have been priceless. Not to mention me being asked the "So, you're J's girlfriend?" question. I told the people who asked, to ask him as nothing has really been set in stone officially. SO while I thought I was being stealth, apparently it didn't work and J's sister in law sent me the aforementioned message. Then again, I did have "new years is overrated" written on my myspace page. I wonder if that helped! Anyway, my response was "ha ha.. apparently I'm a masochist! I didn't realize my disdain for the situation was that obvious." I'm curious to see what/if she writes back. I haven't decided if I'm telling him she did that. I'd be curious to see his reaction since he's not a fan of her in the first place.

Then I woke up today with a headache that felt like someone was jamming an ice pick into my forehead.. and I'm all stuffed up. However, nothing can get in the way of the debut of the Wu Tang Clan at Afrim's tonight! lol.. We might have a few more subs so if I feel like crap, at least I can lessen my playing time. So, that's the scoop from this neck of the woods. It sucks being back to work, but I know everyone is feeling the same pain. Even you damn school teachers! Happy Hump Day and get ready for a new Project Runway episode tonight!

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

2008

Yeah yeah yeah, Happy New Year.. Blah blah blah..

I really hate New Year's Eve. It's totally overrated and it never goes quite the way you wish. I can't recall a new year's since my grandma died (on new years eve) that I can say I had a blast! This year was no different. I went to J's for a party and I had fun, but it wasn't.. well.. anything special. The minute the day started I had this feeling that I should have just stayed home by myself, but I went anyway. Girls... always trust your intuition. That's all I'm going to say!!!

I'm pretty happy that I have the day off today though, as it's started to snow again. However, it sure does look pretty. I wish we'd had this snow last week for Christmas instead of all the rain we got prior. If only I knew how to set up the DVD player (the Wii is hooked up instead), then I could watch a movie or five. :). Hope your New Year's was great and the start to a wonderful year!