Ok, screw Joaquin, this is a bigger WTF?

I think my favorite part of the article might be "the girl was taking birth control pills, but she missed one." Call me crazy, but that's one fertile girl if she was taking B/C pills on a regular basis and only missed one and got pregnant. Um.. double up the next day sweetheart! That's how it works!

My second favorite part is this: "Alfie's father, Dennis — who reportedly has nine children — said his son told him it was the first time he had sex. He was reportedly allowed to sleep over at the girl's house."

I'm not a parent, but I certainly hope I have a little more discretion when my time comes!