Sometimes you just know your day isn't going to go well. Case in point:

I was just saying how great I've been sleeping lately (minus Ambien) and I woke up at 4:00 am.. wide awake. I think I might have fallen back to sleep around 6. My alarm goes off at 6:10.

I look like a bushwacker. My hair is a month overdue for a cut and I pray to God I don't have to meet any new people, lest they think I work here on some sponsorship program with the homeless.

As I walked out of my house to clear off my car, I sailed down my three back steps.. on my ass. And yes Mom, I WAS wearing my brand new boots. As I slid around my car, I started to think "hey.. that snow last week wasn't so bad."

To top it all off, today was my annual visit to the gynecologist. I really love my doctor, but every year she asks me if I'm married (No.. not so much) and so this year I told her I was gunning for a geriatric pregnancy. She then let me know it was 35, not 34 (woo hoo.. a whole 'nother year) and that they used to be called AMA pregnancies, standing for against medical advice. Yep.. that's encouraging.

I think J and I are on a break. Ya know.. like Ross and Rachel on Friends, except we're fatter, shorter and don't have as good a haircut. I say I think, cause I don't think either of us want to be the one to make the decision. Nope.. neither of us can pull the trigger. That can't be a good sign.

And to make the weekend even better, Saturday night I was called a C U Next Tuesday for the first time in my life (I know.. really) and the Colts lost.. in overtime. Maybe if Peyton's WIFE hadn't been at the game, they would have won.. Bitter.. party of one!

There's only one thing that can brighten a girl's spirits (besides my trip to Sue's tonight.. FINALLY) and that was the premiere of Rock of Love Bus on VH1. I didn't get to hear most of it, as J and I were on the phone ignoring what the other was saying (hee hee) but I do recall a girl doing a test tube shot out of her vag. Seriously.. Even Brett Michaels said in 22 years on the road, he'd never seen anything like that before. Amazingly enough, she was eliminated, along with a group of some other fame whores.. He was kind enough to give the ex-porn star a second chance though. That Brett Michaels.. he has a heart of GOLD!