Ok.. Jennifer Lopez had twins and looks STUNNING in that dress. I'm not saying it's a real attractive dress, but it sure as hell is a dress you're going to remember. J-Lo tries to get the cameraman's attention, but he's a little more interested in the nominees. Poor Jen.. Can't catch a break. The nominees are Amy Adams, Penelope Cruz, Viola Davis, Marisa Tomei and Kate Winslet. The award goes to (SHOCKER) Kate Winslet for The Reader. I think she's already crying and she hasn't even gotten to the podium yet! Good thing she's at the first table, cause it sure did take her long enough to get up there! She's got a list and kinda makes me sick, cause she really is ridiculously beautiful. And she has an accent. God, I hate her. I love how British people pronounce the name Bernard like Bernerd.. It sounds so much less dorky! I love the Globes.. They hardly ever cut anyone off when they run long.

Whoa.. Sting.. holy mountain man! Oh.. Best Original Song.. yeah, that's a boring category thatI would only care about if Huey Lewis and the News were nominated for their contribution to the Pineapple Express soundtrack. DUH.. Bruce Springsteen won for his song "The Wrestler" from... you guessed it.. THE WRESTLER! How mortifying for him would it have been if he'd gotten beat by Miley Cyrus?