I gave it a shot

Last night at dinner, J. got a salad (as usual, I refused mine). As he was eating his, I told him to give me a small piece of lettuce with dressing on it (ranch) just so I could see what I was missing. The answer to that question is NOTHING. No matter what you put on it, it still tastes like crunchy water. Maybe with ranch dressing, chicken, bacon bits and other tasty goodness to mask the lettuce, it'd be ok. But I doubt it.