I was finally able to watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey and I’m already in love. I want to be Dina when I grow up, and I want to do dirty things to Albie. Come on boys and girls, he’s a bona fide hottie AND he’s in law school, not trying to persuade his mom to back a “classy” strip club/car wash like his younger brother. I already loathe Danielle because she thinks she’s hotter than she is and she’s kind of scary looking. Ok, not kind of.. REALLY scary looking. And seriously, who goes on a date with a guy you had phone sex with? Gucci Model? And you really thought he was going to LOOK like a Gucci model? Hi – delusion and desperation – reservation for one.

The family dynamic is pretty interesting and I can see how it’s going to get ugly, cause that looks like one hell of a family to try to get into the inner circle on. I mean, already there’s drama with Dina and Danielle and I’m pretty sure that Dina and her “bubbies” are gonna win that war. She’s meaner, prettier and has more money. What more do you need? Yes, I’m already on the Dina bandwagon after the first episode. Hopefully she doesn’t steer me wrong!

I also watched the end of the NY Housewives reunion. Well, the first part. Speaking of delusional, maybe Danielle has room at her table for Ramona and Kellie, cause they are both bat shit crazy. I can’t wait for the second hour of the reunion when Luann refers to her and her “crazy eyes.” It’s comedy gold!

I’m happy to say that Danny Gokey did NOT make it into the Idol finals, as Kris Allen and Adam Lambert advanced with only a million votes separating the two. I know that sounds like a lot, but it really isn’t. I liked Danny in the beginning, but I think the show really played the whole “widow” thing and he really hasn’t done so hot in the last few weeks, where Kris has really taken some risks and stepped it up. Wouldn’t it be the biggest upset ever if Kris beat Adam? I’m not saying it’s going to happen, but hey… sometimes it’s not so bad to be second place in the Idol world. I mean, come on.. Taylor who!?

Speaking of second place, my girl Allison somehow did NOT win America’s Next Top Model. The title went to Teyona, who had a meltdown during her commercial, but redeemed herself with a beautiful picture that I’m sure you’ll see everywhere starting today. No matter, I don’t think Allison needs the title to make a name for herself. Granted, she needs to work on her walk, but I have no doubt that she’ll have work for quite some time with her “interesting” features. Best of luck to both!

I know I don’t talk about it much, but I still watch “Make Me a Supermodel” (wow.. I really almost called it “who wants to be a supermodel.” I watch too much TV) on Bravo cause.. well.. I love Bravo and I like looking at Tyson Beckford. I mean, who wouldn’t? Anyway, annoyingly bitchtastic Jordan finally got her walking papers, mainly cause she started off good, then has steadily just become average, ending with her not being able to master Heely’s on the runway. I could care less, as long as Jonathan didn’t go home. I mean, how is he not a completely successful model yet, with that face and those abs? Explain it to me!!!

Tonight is the Grey’s Anatomy two hour finale, and I’m hoping I can stay up long enough to see it, although I’ll tape it and try not to read everything about it on the internet tomorrow if I don’t manage to watch. Oh, who am I kidding? If I don’t watch I’ll be online at 8:30 on the nose checking to see if Izzie dies. Personally, I don’t think she will, and I think George will follow in the strangely hot Owen Hunt’s footsteps and train to be an Army medic. They’re playing up his and Hunt’s relationship so much and he wants to leave the show so badly, that while it makes no sense, it kind of does.

While I did put a dent in the DVR last night, it’s still hovering around 60%. That’s A LOT of shows..

I almost forgot.. I managed to watch the train wreck we so lovingly refer to as Charm School, with new dean, Ricki Lake. (I guess after you try to beat the shit out of a contestant on the reunion show, you are no longer considered an “appropriate” Charm School Dean) Good god does Ricki have her hands full! Those girls are hot tranny messes, every last one of them! Beverley got wasted on the first night and tried to rip out Brittany Star’s hair (Brittany, the ex-porn star who liked to steal sweat socks and food while on the ROL Bus). Crazy bitch deserved it though. Hey.. she TOLD Beverley to do it!! You should know that if you tell a drunk bitch to pull your hair, she’s PROBABLY going to pull your hair! Then again, this is the same girl who told Ricki Lake that she started directing porn to empower women. Um.. WHAT?! Perhaps she can snag a seat at the Real Housewives of Fantasy Land table with Danielle, Kellie and Ramona. Anyway, Rock of Love Bus was 2 for 2 as Gia got eliminated that night as well, mainly because she was way too drunk to know what was going on, before she threw a drunken hissy fit outside the mansion. I hope it was after Charm School that she went on to rehab, as she announced on the ROL Bus reunion show. The Real Chance of Love girls haven’t made too much of an impression yet, but my friend Tara ASSURES me they will have their day in the sun!

Sorry for all the TV talk, but it’s KIND of consumed my life lately and will continue to do so until I can remedy the DVR situation!

Tidbits:

Heidi Montag-Pratt, whatever, and her fake boobs are going to be in Playboy. Oh how things went downhill when Holly Madison left!!!

Speaking of The Hills, LC’s old foe, Kristin Cavallari is taking her place as the center of attention. I’ll still watch, but I’ve always really liked Lauren, cause she seems somewhat normal. Kristin seems like.. well.. a media whore. She’s Heidi, light. I wonder who she’ll start with in banging her way through The Hills..

Tonight is the 100th episode of The Office and it looks to be a fun episode, what with everyone convening at the company picnic, even perhaps Holly, Michael’s lost love.

TGIF my friends.. I seriously could NOT be happier that the work week is almost over!!