I really hope this is true, but it just SCREAMS publicity stunt..

Well... we've lost Gary Coleman. Is it just me or are brain hemorrhages running rampant!? I feel like I haven't heard much about them until the last month or so. It's CRAZY! He lived a tough life, but he was an entertainer throughout and will be missed. How many times do you think I'll hear "whatchoo talking about Willis?" this weekend?

I think I'm jumping off the Insanity bandwagon. I did the first month religiously and I was really good about what I ate, which for me, is pretty damn hard what with the aversion to vegetables and anything good for you. I MAY have lost two pounds.. the entire month. I know the whole "muscle weighs more than fat" line, but come on.. It's the hardest I've ever worked in my life and I just can't fathom that I'd f'n GAIN weight.. I feel like a cow and I'm supposed to feel like a ripped goddess. Seriously.. Shaun T can kiss my fat ass. Maybe I'll jump on the Jillian Michaels train. I've got two of her DVD's that are collecting dust... And yes, I'll start running again. I hate every second but it's the only thing that works.

Season 2 of True Blood came in the mail yesterday. Only a few more weeks till the premiere and I have a LOT of memory refreshing to do.

I've been crazy busy at work and my partner in crime is officially leaving me... so don't take it too personally that I've been neglectful.. You're not the only ones ;)

Have a happy Memorial Day weekend!

Defcon 2? Who am I kidding? I couldn't agree more!

My first question was "Where is Dina's daughter?"

Now I don't feel so bad about still wanting to try the Double Down... Cause I do.. REAL bad..

For those of you who don't know, The Lark Tavern had a wicked fire last week. There's been an outpouring of support for the owner, Tess, and her staff, as it was (and hopefully again will be) a great place to meet up! Anyway, there's a web site and benefit set up for The Lark Tavern. Donate or show up if you're interested!

Oh LT.. karma's a bitch... Here's the story.. when I was a kid my ENTIRE family went to Disney World. Literally, there were approximately 20 of us. My cousin recognized Lawrence Taylor and went up to him to ask for an autograph. His response "I'm on vacation." Um.. really? Us too.. Sign the damn hat and stop crushing a kid's dream (Ok.. I do get it NOW that he was on vacation and didn't want to sign, but still.. that's the life you chose.. Deal with it!). You hope allegations like that aren't true, but it sure sounds like they are! I can't wait to see this whole thing unfold. You can't tell me LT couldn't have gotten some poontang for free, that's all I'm saying ;)

It always upsets me when those Real World couples go awry... And yes.. I'm still watching The Challenges.. I don't know why.. I think one of these days SOMEONE will "start getting real" instead of banging their way through F list celebrities.. SOMEDAY!!!

I'm sure Nigel won't miss the screaming, but Mary Murphy is no longer a judge on SYTYCD.. at least not this season. Mia Michaels will take her place, which I'm kind of bummed about since I love her choreography (most of the time).

In other casting news, Tim Gunn has joined the cast of Smurfs!!!

What do you do when you get released from your team at the beginning of the season? Play softball of course!!!

Patton Oswalt is on Twitter... Find him and follow him.. NOW..

This is why NORMAL woman hate models...

To coincide with that statement, here's one more reason I can use to NOT eat lettuce (or as I like to refer to it "crunchy water").