2110 Eutaw Street is a new promotion the O's have going on, where you sit in a certain section in the outfield that's labeled as such for Nick Markakis and Adam Jones (#'s 21 and 10 respectively). You also get a really cool t-shirt that says "I live at 2110 Eutaw Street!" Well, I'm happy to say that after too long of a hiatus, I've managed to get the family back to Camden Yards and on August 29th and 30th we're going to go watch them play Cleveland. On the 30th, I will get my t-shirt, without the aid of Ebay, as I'd originally expected I would have to! Nice thing is that on Saturday night we'll get to see Harold Baines get inducted in the O's Hall of Fame. I've always liked him.. I'm seriously bouncing off the walls I'm so excited.. I'm sure Cleveland fans won't be quite as.... abrasive as the usual AL fans (you know who you are).

Well, all I can say is that THIS is a great thing to wake up to! Suck it Sox fans.. at least for one night!

Just got back from seeing The Hangover.. FINALLY! Absolutely hysterical!! There are so many great lines and parts, that there's no possible way I could pick just one. However, I'm pretty sure I have a wicked crush on Bradley Cooper. He is one sexy son of a bitch! I mean, I even complimented his hair and we all know I could care less about that. As a matter of fact, I'm not normally even a fan of hair! So yeah, definitely a must-see flick, with PLENTY of quoteables, including Fat Jesus and Raytard... If you've seen it, you'll get it. If not, check it out and get with the program!

I'm attempting to make up for months of neglecting my Netflix queue (where am I? London?) by watching the movies I get as quickly as possible. Sunday I watched Rachel Getting Married and The Wrestler. Both were very good, at least I thought so! Anne Hathaway was definitely worthy of an Oscar nomination for the role and Mickey Rourke was just so... well.. sad! I loved wrestling when I was a kid and totally thought it was real, and I have to say, it LOOKED quite real in the movie. Before I saw the movie I kind of thought the role was overrated, but I'm glad I was proven wrong again, much like I was with Heath Ledger's Joker performance. And yes, if I look anything like Marisa Tomei when I'm her age, I wouldn't ever wear clothes. She looks AMAZING!!!

As we should know by now, I'm a big fan of True Blood, and while I can't watch it right when it airs since I don't have HBO, I always manage to find a way. Last night I searched everywhere on the internet and finally found a site that would let me watch the third episode, which has been touted as the one where things really get started! I don't want to spoil things, but let's just say it didn't disappoint me! I'm just pissed that there's no new episode until July 12th.. WTF HBO? Anyway, Eric the sexiest Vampire Sheriff I know I've ever seen, might not have always been quite so... dirty sexy hot (and the fact that I think a blonde is hot is, in itself, a mirace). First of all, his father is Stellan Skarsgard, who played Matt Damon's Harvard professor nemesis in Good Will Hunting (not hot). We can get over that.. however, he played male model Meekus in Zoolander. If I recall, he was kind of skinny and NOTHING like what he is now. He growed up REAL good!

I'd write more but I'm full of popcorn, which apparently was not as good an idea as it seemed at the time. Plus, there's no real news beyond the Michael Jackson saga and we all know I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole. Well that and all the stuff on my post-it is too old for anyone to care about. Get ready for your hump day!

Today I met my friends' son, Parker Smith:

He's a little bitty thing, with BIG lungs if you know what I mean.. I have some better pics of him, but I can't seem to figure out how to rotate the image so you'll just have to deal until I figure it out!

Last night, I tested out this recipe I got for beer margaritas.. I was pleasantly surprised at the outcome!

Other than that, my weekend was pretty mellow. I DD'd on Friday night, and basically caught up on my TV shows on Saturday and cleaned.

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett were married yesterday at the Playboy Mansion. Hef was supposed to walk her down the aisle, but she opted to have her brother do the honors instead.

Billy Mays (of Mighty Putty fame) has died at the age of 50. No one has been real precise as to the cause of death, but apparently he hit his head during a US Air landing when tires blew on the plane during landing. What a crazy week it's been huh?

Hope you all enjoyed your weekend and are looking forward to the fact that (for most) it's a short work week!

I knew I couldn't NOT post about this, but I was avoiding it at all costs, for fear that all will turn on me and my opinions, but such is life I guess, so here goes!

Bad things seem to happen in 3's and it certainly did so in the entertainment world, with the passing of Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.

I don't have much to say beyond that all three will be sorely missed by both their families and the entertainment world, however I can't pretend the Michael Jackson thing shocked me. Timing wise, yes. 50 is far from old, and the fact that he has three young children is even more tragic! But seriously.. he's been said to be in ill health for years.. It was bound to happen sometime. Is it unfortunate? Absolutely. He's an icon in his field and has done more for pop music than probably anyone else will. But if you had asked the majority of the common folk mourning his loss about him on Tuesday, the phrases child molester, pedophile and freak would probably have come up more than the phrases and accolades he earned in his career.

I certainly don't intend to belittle his death by any means. I find him to be one of the most talented people to ever walk the earth and I only hope he is forever remembered as the King of Pop.. not the guy who dangled his baby over a balcony, know what I mean?

I feel a little bad for Farrah.. She had a few hours before the Michael Jackson news overtook the news. She put herself on display (and no, I"m not talking about that Playboy spread), good or bad and I respect that.

Then there's Ed... He's Ed McMahon for God's sake.. what more do you have to say!?

Hopefully, the three is over..

I NEVER have my camera with me when I want to, but last night was an exception. This was the view on my way home from work:

It was the most perfect rainbow I had ever seen. I couldn't get far enough away to get the full effect, but it was unreal! You could actually see where it ended (well... where it looked like it ended) and I can vouch that there was no pot of gold to be seen! What a farce! I could have used it in this economy!!

It's a good indication that the day isn't going to go your way when you pull out of your driveway directly behind a tractor. Once I passed him I got behind, you guessed it, ANOTHER tractor. Seriously!? Where do I live? Kansas!?

Since I was late (thank you tractors), I was speeding to work. I have a lead foot anyway, but today was a little more than usual. Luckily, a kind driver flashed his lights to let me know there was a State Trooper hiding in the weeds, not in his normal spot. Thank GOD! The last thing I need right now is a speeding ticket!

It really bothers me when people say "hello, how are you?" Not that part, but when I do answer with "good thanks, how are you?" and they don't answer! Um.. I answered your question, and I asked you one back. The least you can do is answer it, even though I don't really give a shit how your day is going. I feel like I've mentioned this peeve on the blog before, but I think it bears repeating..

If you pay any attention to this blog, you'll notice the same two movies have been at my house for MONTHS... I finally managed to watch Girlfight last night, and am in the process of watching Memoirs of a Geisha as we speak. Both have been good, I just didn't quite have the interest in them. I love watching movies, but when I feel like I'm forced to do so, it's not as much fun. I just felt like I had to suck it up and watch them cause I certainly wasn't getting my money's worth!

I was going to watch Jon and Kate Plus 8, with their big announcement and all, but it's already all over the internet so why waste my time!?

Speaking of splits (seriously.. what is HAPPENING in Hollywood these days?) add Billy Joel and Katie Lee Joel to the list (I mean really.. who saw THAT ONE coming?) along with Jane Kaczmarek and Bradley Whitford. I'll admit, that last one totally surprised me. They always seemed so perfect for each other and so in love! I guess that's why they're actors, right?

Rumor is that Katie Holmes will be making an appearance on the finale of So You Think You Can Dance. It's been kept pretty hush-hush, but there's always a source "close to the set" to give the skinny..

Damnit.. since that sugar daddy post on facebook did nothing, I was thinking of a new career but now even that could be an economic failure!

Matthew McConaughey's wife is expecting their second bundle of joy, while it's once again rumored that Gisele Bundchen is sporting the most sought after model accessory.. a baby bump!

Things are a little crazy at work lately.. I'm pretty sure one of my co-workers is batshit crazy... like certifiable and another has shingles. And did I mention that we're not getting raises this year and there's a kibosh on the overtime? Perhaps NOW you see the significance of my need for a sugar daddy..

Ball game tomorrow night, and visiting with Brian and Kate's new addition on Wednesday. Gosh I hope this week goes by as quickly as today did! Hope your Monday wasn't too tough to get through!!

This morning, my friend Rachael and I were discussing my man situation (or lack thereof):

R: Heehee. You date the most random boys. Maybe you should just slap them all before you start dating them...
K: I don't do it on purpose :(. Aren't you supposed to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince?
R: A lot of frogs, Kara. Not EVERY frog. ;-)
K: Hmm.. I missed that part.

I'm thinking she either just called me a whore or is saying I have no taste in men... the second one would obviously be true. If the first were, I'd certainly get more action...

Funny how your not so busy weekend, turns into something more. Happy Father's Day, first of all! Hope everyone was good to their daddies! I know I had a great lunch with my Dad, not to mention I got him the O's sweatshirt he very subtly hinted about, so that worked! Earlier this morning I tried to run up a hill. That didn't go so well. I made it about halfway up before I gave up. What can I say? It was MUGGY!!!!

Friday night we went out for my friend Nikki's birthday. Here are some pics of the short lived debauchery that ensued:

We had a great time, even thought the night started and ended earlier than anticipated, and I STILL haven't gotten into the hot tub that everyone threatens me with!

In the "what a small world" category... I'm sure everyone's heard that Mia Farrow's brother committed suicide earlier this week. The twist is that he did it in his gallery in the small town of Castleton, Vermont, where I went to college. Not much happens there besides underage drinking so I'm sure it made quite an impression on the town!

True Blood started last week, and I could not have been more excited. What made it even better is that it was a weekend of free HBO, so I was able to watch it in real time, as opposed to avoiding all talk of it until I get to Sue's to watch it with her! Anyway, it started the new season with a bang and (SPOILER ALERT) unlike the books, Lafayette is ALIVE!! Seriously.. how could they have gotten rid of him anyway? He's the most entertaining character on the show!

The first performance show of the season for So You Think You Can Dance was by far one of the best I've ever seen, but someone had to go! The next week really didn't live up to the hype and while I didn't agree with everyone in the bottom three, of those, I thought the right girl left. As for the boy, I didn't think it was time for Max to go! Granted, it's harder for ballroom dancers with the solo, but I didn't think Kapono's was strong enough combined with the dancing to keep him in the competition. For once, I actually voted, so I have every right to bitch about who went home.

I've been trying to catch Top Chef Masters, but it hasn't been event television for me. Still, I've enjoyed watching these master chefs kind of get their ass handed to them, and even be judged by some old Top Chef competitors. It's nice to see that even the stars in their field suck every once in a while!

Oh, my New Jersey Housewives! The finale was this week and as expected, drama ensued. Thanks to what I call "getting told by the producers," Teresa invited Danielle to her "housewarming" dinner party (which was not held at her house). Shit hit the fan when Danielle busted out "the book" and laid it on the dinner table in the middle of the party. She then proceeded to bitch out Dina for peddling the book around, and after letting it go for a while, Mama Bear Caroline took the blame for it. It's doubtful that it's true, but I LOVED the way she went about it. Since Danielle ruined her dinner party, Teresa flipped her shit (and a table) to get her point across to Danielle that she's a skanky whore. I don't know if it worked, cause Danielle still thinks her shit doesn't stink. I'm just kind of appalled that she had no qualms about starting all this drama while her daughters sat by and watched. I mean, what kind of mother does that? At least Teresa asked people to take her kids out of the room, which was probably good considering the f-bombs that were dropped during this conversation. The reunion will air on both Tuesday and Thursday, cause while it was a short season (damn you Bravo!), there's a LOT of dirt to muddle through. God damn, I can't wait!

Speaking of which, does THIS surprise anyone?

Fakeness? On The Hills? Say it ain't so!! (hey.. I watch the show, yes.. but I'm not a TOTAL idiot about it!)

Let's just say that Lindsey Lohan is NOT having a good week: Yet another Samantha Ronson breakup and being accused of thievery? Oh Lindsey.. when's that comeback gonna happen? She needs rehab, jail, or... oh wait.. She DID all those didn't she?

I'm happy to say the O's have been doing well the last few days or so, sweeping the Phillies and taking two of three from the Mets, which was pretty satisfying for me. I think I won a bet off that one as well, if my buddy decides to pay up! Also, Matt Wieters got his first major league home run the other night and Aubrey Huff has done quite a job in the game ending, clutch situations! Ah, if only there were pitching (although even that's been decent as of late... for the most part).

I left one of my post-it's at work, so I'm afraid this is all I've got for now. If I find some interesting stuff on the post-it sitting at my work station, I'll be sure to update you.

Hope everyone enjoyed their Father's Day AND their weekend!

It's been a busy week and yes, I have a post-it, but no time to blog. To hold you over, I'll throw you some pics from Saturday's Flag Day celebration..

Nikki and I, kicking it on Fish's front porch for the pregame

Mmmmm... Margaritas.... YUMMY!!!Jen and I borrowed these hats from some guys in a band... I don't think they minded.. They say "no shots," but they never mean it!

It was definitely a good time had by all, even those who will remain nameless that had to go home earlier than others! I swear I'll post this weekend it's just been a crazy week, life and work-wise..

All I can say is, if you didn't watch the Real Housewives of NJ finale last night, it got ugly! But good ugly, as far as reality TV goes. Check it out and we'll chat about it later..

Happy Hump Day (as always)!

I know, again with the slackerdom. What can I say? It’s been a very busy week for me and I warned you all on Sunday that it would be.

I can’t believe people were actually shocked by this revelation…

Kendra Wilkinson and her fiancé Hank Baskett are expecting their first child on or around Christmas Day. Guess who’s gonna be the godfather!?

James Van Der Beek and his wife have separated. Let the Dawson and Joey fans unite in joy! In other dumping news, Paris Hilton has apparently dumped one-time Hills alum Doug Reinhardt to the curb by her publicist, while Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have also split. Seriously.. what happened in Hollywood over the weekend?

If you’re a fan of the awkwardness that is called the fourth hour of the Today Show with Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford, you might not want to tune in next week. There’ll be a different Real Housewife a day in Kathie Lee’s place when she takes a vaca next week. That could be worth a DVR taping for sure!

DC has turned into the happening place to be for reality TV.

True Blood returns on Sunday night for its second season. I bought the first season on DVD a few weeks ago, but I haven’t had a chance to watch yet. I’m thinking that might be Sunday’s goal, what with me more than likely nursing a Hudson Flag Day hangover! Hey.. very few things happen here, we take what we can get. The weather looks nice and the pregame starts at noon. What more could you ask for?

Yesterday I ran my second OK 5K race ever, and I am very happy to say that I shaved 2 full minutes off my time from last year. I'm sure the weather had a little something to do with it, considering it was about a million degrees last year, but I'll take it! Rested most of the day yesterday, then got ready to hit the town with my friend Stephanie for the night. However, we had to stop at Meadowgreens first and put a wager on the Belmont Stakes. My cousin Chrissy won some cash, but the rest of us were shut out. Here are some pics from last night:

Our gaggle of girls, basically the minute we got into the bar.

We met these guys right when we walked in. When I found out how old they are, I nicknamed them Baby Gap and Gymboree. They didn't seem to mind!

Me, Steph, Brian and Jen

Tre and I at Mahoney's

Those were for you Maureen!! You get what you ask for!

Today is going to be a day full of laundry and perhaps some cleaning. A waste of a beautiful day, but has to be done!

Anyway, happy belated b'day to Chris (even though I DID wish it to him yesterday, I didn't get a chance to log onto the blog to do so)! Hope your birthday weekend was the best!

Could have an interesting week on tap, but I'll blog to the best of my ability! Don't get your hopes up ;)

Santa Claus brought me a desk calendar for Christmas called "Getting in Touch With Your Inner Bitch." This was today's entry:

An Inner Bitch Reminder:

Any woman who's ever worn a bridesmaid dress knows everything there is to know about toxic niceness.

All I can say about that is AMEN.

What’s that phrase about biting the hand that feeds you?

I don’t know who all of them are, but I respect their beliefs..

I thought this was kind of a given…

Matt Wieters made his Orioles debut on Friday night and was put to the test on the first batter, who bunted on the newbie. Wieters made a very clean play and gave O’s fans hope for the future. His hitting hasn’t been quite what they’d hoped, but he’s a puppy and according to sources, Markakis never started out too hot and look at him now! Off night tonight for the O’s after watching Ichiro extend his hitting streak and losing 2 of 3. Maybe a night off is just what the doctor ordered.

Congratulations to go out to my friends, Brian and Kate, who had their first child yesterday. His name is Parker and he was 6 lbs, 2 oz and 19 inches long. The funniest thing is that just yesterday morning I texted Kate asking if she was ever having this kid. Mere hours later, I had a picture mail from Brian proving that she did indeed, have him! The same thing happened when my friend Sue had her baby back in February. I called her on my way home from work to see if she had the baby, and I get a call less than an hour later from her sister, telling me that Karley was born. It’s crazy. I’m like, the baby whisperer or something!

Also yesterday, my mom had surgery on her foot to get rid of a bunion. That is some nasty stuff! I could see the pins through the ace bandage and everything. I do NOT want to see what’s underneath that bandage (no offense mom). She was doing alright yesterday, but the drugs obviously wore off today and she’s in quite a bit of pain! I have to compile some books and movies for her to watch during her non-mobile phase, as obviously my cooking won’t help!

Friday night, my friends and I converged on Joe’s, as our friend’s band was playing there. It’s not a place we frequent, but since the band was playing, we made the trip. Down the street. Yep.. it’s literally down the street. It was like a sauna in there, but damnit, they have great wings!!! Their first song was a little shaky, but they pulled it together and we had a good time. Tara wanted to be sure to point out that the bathroom there has a curtain (I believe it’s hunter green lace) over the mirror, like the mirror is a window. Apparently I drank too many pitchers (and shots, so unlike me) to make this observation! I guess when you have two kids to get up with in the morning observing, rather than drinking your face off is a better option! My sister and our friend Amy insist they’re going to build a stage so these guys can play at Nytropalooza 2009, but I’ll believe it when I see it!

Tuesday night, I went to my sister’s sectional game (they lost.. terrible umps also!) and after that me, mom and Tre had dinner at the Cheesecake Factory (awesome). While Tre went to get my car, I walked through the mall to Macy’s to pick up some makeup at Lancome. This very tall, very well dressed black man was getting directions at one of the kiosks in the middle of the mall and he was a bit ahead of me. He suddenly turned around and then passed me, and I’m thinking “poor guy must REALLY be lost!” So as I get to Macy’s, I hear a voice say “excuse me.” I turn around, and it’s that guy. He asks me if I know where the Verizon store is, but I tell him that I don’t, as I don’t have Verizon. He then asks what I have and I tell him Sprint (Why? I have no idea). He asks me my name, and if I live in Albany and not once do I think to not answer his questions! He tells me his name is James and he lives in Atlanta but used to live in Albany. When I tell him where I live (because he asked) he tells me he had been down to a bar in Hudson, the Quarterback Club. I let him know that was in Catskill, not Hudson! Anyway, we’re chatting and he suddenly asks me if I’m single, which totally threw me off. Luckily, some people he knew were coming out of Macy’s, so he stops to say hi to them and they to him (and me, guilty by association!) As I’m sitting there, I’m like “what do I do?” Do I leave or do I stay and I was just flabbergasted by the fact that I’m just realizing I’m getting hit on.. in the mall. So once he’s done with his conversation, we start to walk into the mall and he again asks me if I’m single. I just kind of started to smile and laugh cause he was NOT letting up! I finally said “no, not really” (hello bold-faced lie) and he said that was too bad, but he was very glad that he got to see my beautiful smile. He said he was sorry for bothering me and I had to admit to him that he kinda made my night. I mean, who doesn’t want to get hit on, even if it’s in the mall?!

In breaking news, David Carradine was found dead in Bangkok, Thailand and right now, it looks to be a suicide. He’s best known for his role on Kung Fu and as “Bill” in Quentin Tarantino’s “Kill Bill.”

This past weekend Susan Boyle lost Britain’s Got Talent to a dance team named Diversity. She was quite gracious in defeat, but shortly thereafter was checked into a hospital for “exhaustion.” Can’t say I blame the poor thing. A week or two out of the media spotlight will certainly do her some good!

I think I have this… seriously! I’ve had some weird elbow pains lately…

Why does Hollywood always insist on ruining a good thing? I hope they don’t, but I love this movie so much that it’ll have to be AMAZING!!

This ALMOST makes me never want to eat an Egg McMuffin again.. ALMOST..

Speaking of eating, Tre and I had our first experience at a Buffalo Wild Wings Bar and Grill this past weekend. They put one in at the Kingston Mall, so we had dinner there. We got spicy garlic boneless wings (very spicy.. not all that garlicy) and I had a garlic parmesan flatbread which was awesome! I’d definitely go back and I’m glad they finally filled up the space that used to be occupied by one of the best restaurants ever.. The Ground Round! At least now when the commercials come on TV, I know what it’s like!

Remember when I felt real dirty about finding Daniel Radcliffe attractive in Equus? Well.. I now have a reason to feel dirty because (to Twilight fans) I am firmly on Team Jacob, in that I don’t find Robert Pattinson even slightly attractive… and even a little skeevy. Now that I’ve seen the trailer for New Moon, I love Jacob even more… and then I found out he’s 17. I feel so Mrs. Robinson.

I know, I’ve been a slacker! To get back into your good graces I’m going to try to do a few small posts today, and update you on my week.

This one will be a Bravo-centric post. It looks like my girl, Jeana Keough, has yet to commit to another season of the OC Housewives, and it might not be in the cards for her. That would leave Vicki as the only original housewife left and while I’ll still watch, I won’t enjoy it as much. Come on, we ALL have our favorites!!!

Shit hit the fan on Tuesday night’s episode of the Jersey Housewives, as Danielle was “unmasked” as crack-whore (ok, those are my words), delinquent, ex-prostitute, Danielle Staub. It was a little anti-climactic for me, but I really enjoy it when Danielle (who acts like she’s holier than though, but is kind of a ho.. ok.. not kinda.. she IS a ho and SUCH an awesome role model for her children) gets called out on her shit. I mean, Dina doesn’t pretend to be anything but what she is, and I dig that about her. Danielle, lives in her own world of delusion, and I agree with Caroline that I wish Jacquelyn would just step out of it. There’s not good in every person, as is evidenced by her! And seriously people, I wanted to jump through the television and rip her cougar claws off my Albie! It was painful to watch…

Bravo is changing its tagline “Watch What Happens.” I kinda like it, although if I never have to hear Andy Cohen say it 1400 times a reunion, it’ll be too soon!

Top Chef Masters premieres next Wednesday, taking over the spot vacated by last night’s Make Me A Supermodel finale. I was slightly surprised by the outcome, but Branden really did grow throughout the season, while Jonathan (hubba hubba) and Sandhurst were impressive throughout and just never really stepped it up the way they should have in the final.

Top Chef’s next season will be set in Las Vegas, where many past contestants made their living both before and after the show, which should give us some interesting and entertaining challenges. Think Siegfried and Roy will guest judge!?

You have to love those crazy Jersey housewives… Apparently shit’s hitting the fan next week, partially because of this little revelation! In other housewife news, the next series will be set in D.C. Housewives AND politics? It might just be too much to handle!

Tuesday night I hosted a Madison Handbag party, as my co-worker recently began selling them and I wanted to help her out (and get a cheap bag) by having a party. It went really well, as a lot of people came and shelled out for bags, even my sister, who has probably never owned a REAL purse in her life. I ended up getting a few bags and basically paying for one. You can’t knock that! My only problem was narrowing it down to which fabrics I wanted! I probably should have made Ashley take the fabrics away from me, which would have forced me to make up my mind, but instead she let me keep them. The one bag I ended up getting was nothing near what I had picked originally, and I can’t wait until they come in, as I’m sure neither can any of the girls at the party!

In a stunning turn of events, Archie (of Archie comics fame) has finally decided to make an honest woman of one of his paramours and either way, Team Betty or Team Veronica will NOT be happy… This is who he picked… Personally, I think she’s better off without him.. Speaking of comic books, here’s the latest unlikely (yet extremely fashionable) hero coming to a comic book store near you!

The O’s are really on a tear this week! First a three game sweep of the first place Blue Jays (thank you Nolan Reimold… I have GOT to order that jersey) and a win over Detroit last night brings us to a 4 game win streak. Not to mention all the hype over today’s arrival of prodigal son, Matt Wieters. I’m trying to downplay, but I REALLY hope he lives up to all the hype and that he doesn’t turn into a cautionary tale. Good luck to the O’s and their new backstop for the next 10 or so years!

Sandra said she’d camp outside for tickets to this movie, but I think I’ll only do it if he promises to have AT LEAST his shirt off for half of the film…

So here’s a story: I told you how I met a guy on Saturday night. Great dancer, seemed nice enough, but something was… off. I vaguely remember him saying something about church, as it seemed like he was trying to get me back to his apartment (we’ll get a slice of pizza, he said… RIGHT). Anyway, we talked on the phone briefly the other night and he texted me yesterday and asked how I was and if I wanted to meet up this weekend. First of all, don’t ask me out via text. Seriously. I have standards. Not many, but some. I told him it was a good idea, but that I’d really like to get to know more about him first. He simply said “ok,” which I thought was a little weird. So I basically told him that if he’s looking for a quick lay, I’m not his girl. I am WAY too old for that crap anymore and why should I waste my time hanging out with someone who’s not looking for the same thing as me. I did it for three years lol.. I may have FINALLY learned my lesson! Anyway, I did apologize to him if I offended and didn’t hear from him for a while, so I figured I pegged him right. When he finally does text me back he says something to the effect of: About me: I don’t normally go to bars. This week I have 7 functions that are church related. Almost all of my friends are Christian.

That sound? My jaw dropping. He also said something about being discipled and about gifts, but I’m not even getting into that. Anyway, again, I apologized profusely and he apologized back for coming off sleazy.. Note to bloggers – religious I’m not. I had my first communion, I’ve been confirmed, but that’s it. It’s not that I don’t believe in God, cause I do. I’m just not fanatical about it, as some people are. I don’t think it’s a bad thing to be, it’s just not my thing. I reiterated to him that I’m not quite like him, and he didn’t seem to think that was a problem. Talk about jumping to conclusions, right? Anyway, I haven’t had a chance to really ask him some questions about it, but there are still some things about it that seem a little…. shady. My friend totally thinks it’s a scam, and if it is, what an elaborate ruse just to get into some random girl’s pants! I mean, he sounds knowledgeable (that’s what all those old ladies say after the young charmer steals their life savings, right?). Anyway, I know he had a drink at the bar, but other than that, I have nothing real solid to go on. I don’t think there’s a law that you have to abstain from all alcohol to be Christian, but I’m a little oblivious to the whole thing. Anyway, so far that’s the story. I seriously can’t make this shit up.

David Sedaris is doing a reading from his latest book “When You Are Engulfed in Flames,” and an autograph session at the Borders in Crossgates on Wednesday at 7 pm. I know no one who will go with me, but I’m not sure I care. I’ve read all his books and I think he’s great, so I might just take myself on a date that night!

I’m sure lots of people could see this coming YEARS ago, but Mayim Bialik (Blossom) will be on What Not to Wear for tonight’s season premiere. Apparently she’s still holding on to her peasant skirts and Doc Martens, but Clinton and Stacey try to set her straight.

And already, the Hills are alive with the sound of DRAMA!!! I might have to watch now, even after the loss of my girl LC (who apparently I exemplify, according to the latest Facebook quiz).

I'm hoping for a mellow weekend, albeit full of baby birthdays and baby showers! Enjoy your weekends and finally, best of luck to my sister and her softball team at Sectionals!! Kick ass!!!

I don't know if he's gay or straight and to be honest, I don't care... but after watching last night's So You Think You Can Dance auditions, I want to do dirty things to Tyce D'Orio.. He's hot AND hysterical AND he can dance... I adore him.. I think I'd even let him say some of the things he said to the contestants last night to me, as long as he said it with a smile.

The birthday boy and his favorite dance partner, during the pregame session

Me, Shan and a feather boa. How could the night be bad?
Somehow it's always Eddie with the ladies..
Somehow Jen, Nikki and I were still standing after a booze filled weekend!

What a weekend! Started off Friday night at Meadowgreens, where it turned into a much drunker evening than anticipated. It's usually the nights you don't intend to be crazy, that turn out that way. Let's just say that a snuggie ended up on the bathroom floor and no one knows how or why.

Saturday night we went to Savannah's to celebrate Danny's birthday... and celebrate we did! We danced our asses off to the 80's/90's dance party and I have to say, I don't think I've had that much fun in a really long time. I even met a guy who could dance that wasn't gay. Who knew that was possible?!

After a couple hours of sleep I got up on Sunday to do it all over again. I had a 40th birthday party, then my cousin's annual Memorial Day party. Again, I somehow lasted longer than everyone. I really don't know where my stamina came from this weekend, but I'm pretty sure my liver might never forgive me. I definitely need some rehab after this weekend.

I relaxed and cleaned today (I'm having a Madison handbag party tomorrow night, so the house needed to be in decent shape) but also managed to watch Glee, which I DVR'd the other night. I thought it was entertaining personally, although I didn't get to see the very end, although I'm sure I'll catch it in the Fall when it airs for real.

I'm beat, doing laundry and watching Criminal Minds so it's time for me to hit the hay soon. Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day weekend!! I know I did!

In what’s being considered an upset, Kris Allen defeated Adam Lambert for the American Idol title. I’ve liked Kris from the get-go and I personally think he’ll be a better Idol. This will leave Adam Lambert a little more creative control over his album and I’m sure he’ll be better off this way. I’m sure the Danny Gokey fans pushed Kris over the top with their support, as he and Lambert were basically polar opposites. If you haven’t already, I beg you to download Kris Allen’s version of Heartless by Kanye West. Let’s just say Kris picked a really great time to peak.


My Dad and I were supposed to go to Yankee Stadium for the O’s-Yanks game Wednesday night, but I decided not to as it was just going to be too much of a hassle: I had a softball game and we wouldn’t get home till pretty late. I’m so glad I made that decision, as I would have had to endure the heckling taunts of Yankee fans as there were back to back to back home runs hit in the O’s loss, which kept the Yanks winning streak intact and was the middle of their sweep. The O’s aren’t doing so hot, but at least there are individuals who are getting some recognition (thanks to Rob for sending me that article and putting the image of a butt-naked Nick Markakis on a bike… I owe you for that one!)

Memorial Day weekend is a good one for the movie-goers, and this site might come in handy.

I think I’ve mentioned the workers upstairs from my office a few times on the blog. Let’s just say they obviously don’t have much of a dress code. Proof of this is as follows: Wednesday I was on my way around the office and I caught one of their workers outside smoking… and wearing pin-striped spandex bike shorts. She had on a nice (night out) top and bike shorts. First of all, unless people are biking or doing an activity of some sort, I was unaware people wore bike shorts anymore! Maybe she biked to work that morning… but I doubt it. I mean, they WERE pin-striped, so does that make them dressy enough for work? You let me know…

Who doesn’t want to milk their 15 minutes (or years in this case) of fame, no matter how wrong it is!?

One of my new favorite housewives is expecting…. I guess if I had all that free time and a gorgeous house, I’d pop out four kids too. Ok no.. that’s so not true!

Speaking of Real Housewives, it’s been reported that the NYC ladies will sign on for another season at a cost of $30,000 each per episode. Not too shabby for a reality show!

And THIS is why I don’t wear skinny jeans. Well, that and the fact that I don’t have skinny legs so technically, they wouldn’t really BE skinny jeans, but that’s neither here nor there.

Now this is a situation I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. How you can have your highest high and your lowest low at the same time is just mind-numbing!

I’m thinking this is probably one of those “no pressure” situations (note the sarcasm).

Personally, I expected she would go younger with less baggage...

Who do you think would win in a Hill's douche fight?

Happy Memorial Day Weekend and Happy Birthday to my friend Danny!!! We are gonna rip up the dance floor at Savannah's (The Dublin Underground) tomorrow night. I hope to have pictures aplenty to illuminate the blog! Have a great holiday weekend!!!

PS - I managed to not collapse or need oxygen during yesterday's race. There were over 7,000 runners. It was absolutely insane and the craziest thing I've ever been a part of! It was 3.5 miles and I definitely ran the last 1.5 without stopping, but the second mile (which happened to be the flattest) was where I got my rest. I'm not thrilled with my time, but I wasn't really doing it for good time anyway (i'm a short girl with short legs.. speed is not my forte). The pomegranate margarita and nachos at El Mariachi afterwards sure helped to make up for the heat and physical exertion...

We should all know by now of my love for the new Applebee's down the street (at least you do if you're one of my facebook friends. I wax poetic about it at least twice a week, if not more), so imagine my surprise and chagrin when I read this article, as the Chicken Fajita Rollup is one of my faves. Granted, I don't eat the mexi-ranch sauce, but I have a feeling that's not going to make as much of a difference as I'd hoped. And I've had the garlic herb chicken. It's good... but child sized portioned. Damn the USA and your love of making everyone fat with your humongous portion sizes!!!

It's going to be 87 degrees tomorrow... and I'm running (Well... running for ME, which is basically a very fast walk for others, with longer legs). My track record of running in extreme heat isn't so good. I'm bringing extra clothes and can't wait for my after-race margarita. I might need a ride... I have a feeling dehydration and tequila aren't a good combination!

Yesterday at work someone told me "I like your top. It looks comfy." I wasn't quite sure how to take this. I mean, it was comfy, but was it comfy because it was big? Did I look slovenly? I'm just going to take it as a compliment to my taste and move on.

I don't know if anyone watches 90210, but apparently air-bitch slapping Naomi's sister doesn't translate through to the action on the TV screen. There's gonna be one hell of a nervous breakdown coming next season and I will totally be there to witness the train wreck. I normally loathe remakes (I mean, aren't there enough people with ideas out there?) but I adore the 90210. Not sure if I'm willing to give the new Melrose Place a chance though. That got a bit too out of control for my tastes way back in the day.

Real Housewives of NJ - Danielle is a seriously delusional whack job. That's my observation for the week. Discuss amongst yourselves.

In what could be classified as a bit of an upset, Shawn Johnson reigned supreme on DWTS and managed to up the pressure for the next Olympian that decides to compete. She and her partner, Mark Ballas beat Gilles Marini and Cheryl Burke by less than 1% of the vote, with Melissa Rycroft and the love of my life, Tony Dovolani, coming in third. Shawn really peaked at the right time, at least in my opinion. She stopped doubting herself and had lots of fun, which is evident in her freestyle. I've rooted for her from the beginning and I'm glad she came out the victor.

I've been a day ahead of myself all week. Today I was confident it was Thursday. It is not. Therefore, hump away and allow me to live vicariously through you!!! Half the work week is officially over!

Once again, I left my post-it at work, so I'm going to have to wing it. You know damn well I won't remember everything, but I'll do my best.

My co-worker has informed me that I am now on a manhunt. It was nice of her to let me know! Jason and I had plans for Thursday night (apparently he was over the "history" debacle), and at 7 pm he texted me "would you hate me if I didn't make it tonight?" to which I replied "yes" as I'd basically gone pretty far out of my way to make the plans with him, and he knew there were other things I could have been doing... if I'd had more notice. Anyway, I then felt bad (maybe he was tired, blah blah blah) so I texted him back and said that it was fine, but I wanted concrete plans for Friday or Saturday - no more excuses. Still waiting on that call. He never even bothered to text me back, call, or stop by the house. Granted, I got to watch the Grey's finale uninterrupted, but it's the principle of the thing. That's just a lack of respect for me and my time, and I don't take too kindly to that! So, we're both cold shouldering each other, although I'm really the only one with good reason. I'll give him credit - he's lasted way longer than I expected! I'll keep you posted, but if he was your pony in this race, I wouldn't get my hopes up. He's basically pushing himself to the glue factory.

I'm pretty sure the new Applebee's is going to put back on all the weight I've taken off. I'm thinking of starting to run TO the Applebee's.. then maybe I won't feel as bad about eating there way too often. It's just too damn convenient and there's very cold beer there. What's a girl to do!?

Big buzz is the renewal and/or cancellation of TV shows going around. Amazingly enough, Dollhouse is getting a second chance. However, Reaper and My Name is Earl have been axed, although Reaper could have new life in syndication and My Name is Earl could go to another network, but I'm not getting my hopes up. On Fox, Fringe was renewed and will be shown on Thursday nights at 9, which is up against Grey's Anatomy and The Office. Tough time slot, and even tougher for me, as I can only tape two shows at once. I hope Hulu continues at the rate they're going or else I'm in DEEP trouble! The only nice thing is that I'll no longer not know what's going on thanks to American Idol running over! So You Think You Can Dance begins this week, but Fox is going to run it into the ground by starting another season up in the Fall. I know I won't, but I hope the rest of the audience doesn't grow tired of it!

Tonight is the Dancing with the Stars finale and I have to say, I really don't care who wins. Usually there's someone I just loathe, but I'd be ok with any of the finalists winning, although I think Tony Dovolani would look mighty sexy posing near a mirrorball trophy! The finalists are neck and neck and it really is too close to call!

Oh no, poor Jessica Biel. It must really suck to be so pretty. I hope she's not holding her hand on her ass waiting for all that sympathy to come around..

And from the looks of it, the boys continue to drop like flies on Daisy of Love. The show might be done quicker than we thought if she keeps making crappy decisions and the boys keep deciding they like their exes (or being homeless) better than her!

Apparently the best way to get over your well-known ex, is to attempt to get under a new, well-known hottie...

I guess now we know what's kept Mariska Hargitay off the SVU set lately...

I know I have more, but I can't think of it right now. I'll consult my post-it tomorrow and perhaps concoct a post. I've got a ball game tomorrow night and I'm running a 3.5 mile race on Thursday night so it might be a while before I can post, but if something important comes up, I'm on it! Don't miss The Real Housewives of New Jersey and try to catch the sneak peek of the first episode of Glee (on Fox). I'm taping it and watching 90210. What can I say? I have till September to check it out since Fox isn't running any more episodes until then. However, I think it'll be entertaining and I'm looking forward to it. As for the Jersey housewives, well, I'm real excited about them. I know it won't happen till the end, but I can not WAIT for Teresa's table tossing confrontation. For now, I'll just settle for the "bubbies" and the mob ties.

My Proposal

Married men should either have to go out to bars with their wives, wear wedding rings, or have a big sign on their back proclaiming them married. It's really unfair to let a single girl like myself waste good game on someone who, while flattered and flirting back, has absolutely no intention of dating you. Be kind, married men. I know you all are stupid, but I'm pretty sure you can figure out what flirting is... in a bar.. on a Friday night.. out with the guys... not wearing a wedding ring...

Just saying... ;)

GO SEE ANGELS AND DEMONS!! It was the quickest 2 hours and 20 minutes I've ever spent in a theater. It's a great story (and one you can grasp even if you haven't read the book) and personally, I think the movie was better than The Da Vinci Code.. and Tom Hanks doesn't have that awful long hair, which is certainly a help! Two enthusiastic thumbs up!

What a way to wake up... Huey Lewis (circa 1986) on the front page of Yahoo!!!

So.. does anyone remember my fascination with Man and Dog? The man that was always walking his dog while I drove to work? Well, a while back I didn't see him and I didn't see the dog, so I assumed (and probably correctly) that dog had died. Well, this morning, he was walking a NEW dog!!! Brought a smile to my face..

Which is exactly what I needed after the Grey's Anatomy season finale!!!! No spoilers, but I was partially right, and the twist thrown in was a doozy that I don't know if anyone was expecting. I certainly wasn't!! The fate of Izzie doesn't look so good though... but of course.. hello cliffhanger.. we won't knwo till next season. As if I hadn't already bawled my brains out, then when I went upstairs to go to bed, the remaining hour of Love Actually was on Lifetime, which had some of my favorite parts so again, I cried. It didn't help that my plans once again fell through for last night, plans I'd kind of been looking forward to. It was just a weepy night! I mean, I know I'm a sap and all, but geez.. a girl can only take so much!!!

TGIF my friends!!

I was finally able to watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey and I’m already in love. I want to be Dina when I grow up, and I want to do dirty things to Albie. Come on boys and girls, he’s a bona fide hottie AND he’s in law school, not trying to persuade his mom to back a “classy” strip club/car wash like his younger brother. I already loathe Danielle because she thinks she’s hotter than she is and she’s kind of scary looking. Ok, not kind of.. REALLY scary looking. And seriously, who goes on a date with a guy you had phone sex with? Gucci Model? And you really thought he was going to LOOK like a Gucci model? Hi – delusion and desperation – reservation for one.

The family dynamic is pretty interesting and I can see how it’s going to get ugly, cause that looks like one hell of a family to try to get into the inner circle on. I mean, already there’s drama with Dina and Danielle and I’m pretty sure that Dina and her “bubbies” are gonna win that war. She’s meaner, prettier and has more money. What more do you need? Yes, I’m already on the Dina bandwagon after the first episode. Hopefully she doesn’t steer me wrong!

I also watched the end of the NY Housewives reunion. Well, the first part. Speaking of delusional, maybe Danielle has room at her table for Ramona and Kellie, cause they are both bat shit crazy. I can’t wait for the second hour of the reunion when Luann refers to her and her “crazy eyes.” It’s comedy gold!

I’m happy to say that Danny Gokey did NOT make it into the Idol finals, as Kris Allen and Adam Lambert advanced with only a million votes separating the two. I know that sounds like a lot, but it really isn’t. I liked Danny in the beginning, but I think the show really played the whole “widow” thing and he really hasn’t done so hot in the last few weeks, where Kris has really taken some risks and stepped it up. Wouldn’t it be the biggest upset ever if Kris beat Adam? I’m not saying it’s going to happen, but hey… sometimes it’s not so bad to be second place in the Idol world. I mean, come on.. Taylor who!?

Speaking of second place, my girl Allison somehow did NOT win America’s Next Top Model. The title went to Teyona, who had a meltdown during her commercial, but redeemed herself with a beautiful picture that I’m sure you’ll see everywhere starting today. No matter, I don’t think Allison needs the title to make a name for herself. Granted, she needs to work on her walk, but I have no doubt that she’ll have work for quite some time with her “interesting” features. Best of luck to both!

I know I don’t talk about it much, but I still watch “Make Me a Supermodel” (wow.. I really almost called it “who wants to be a supermodel.” I watch too much TV) on Bravo cause.. well.. I love Bravo and I like looking at Tyson Beckford. I mean, who wouldn’t? Anyway, annoyingly bitchtastic Jordan finally got her walking papers, mainly cause she started off good, then has steadily just become average, ending with her not being able to master Heely’s on the runway. I could care less, as long as Jonathan didn’t go home. I mean, how is he not a completely successful model yet, with that face and those abs? Explain it to me!!!

Tonight is the Grey’s Anatomy two hour finale, and I’m hoping I can stay up long enough to see it, although I’ll tape it and try not to read everything about it on the internet tomorrow if I don’t manage to watch. Oh, who am I kidding? If I don’t watch I’ll be online at 8:30 on the nose checking to see if Izzie dies. Personally, I don’t think she will, and I think George will follow in the strangely hot Owen Hunt’s footsteps and train to be an Army medic. They’re playing up his and Hunt’s relationship so much and he wants to leave the show so badly, that while it makes no sense, it kind of does.

While I did put a dent in the DVR last night, it’s still hovering around 60%. That’s A LOT of shows..

I almost forgot.. I managed to watch the train wreck we so lovingly refer to as Charm School, with new dean, Ricki Lake. (I guess after you try to beat the shit out of a contestant on the reunion show, you are no longer considered an “appropriate” Charm School Dean) Good god does Ricki have her hands full! Those girls are hot tranny messes, every last one of them! Beverley got wasted on the first night and tried to rip out Brittany Star’s hair (Brittany, the ex-porn star who liked to steal sweat socks and food while on the ROL Bus). Crazy bitch deserved it though. Hey.. she TOLD Beverley to do it!! You should know that if you tell a drunk bitch to pull your hair, she’s PROBABLY going to pull your hair! Then again, this is the same girl who told Ricki Lake that she started directing porn to empower women. Um.. WHAT?! Perhaps she can snag a seat at the Real Housewives of Fantasy Land table with Danielle, Kellie and Ramona. Anyway, Rock of Love Bus was 2 for 2 as Gia got eliminated that night as well, mainly because she was way too drunk to know what was going on, before she threw a drunken hissy fit outside the mansion. I hope it was after Charm School that she went on to rehab, as she announced on the ROL Bus reunion show. The Real Chance of Love girls haven’t made too much of an impression yet, but my friend Tara ASSURES me they will have their day in the sun!

Sorry for all the TV talk, but it’s KIND of consumed my life lately and will continue to do so until I can remedy the DVR situation!

Tidbits:

Heidi Montag-Pratt, whatever, and her fake boobs are going to be in Playboy. Oh how things went downhill when Holly Madison left!!!

Speaking of The Hills, LC’s old foe, Kristin Cavallari is taking her place as the center of attention. I’ll still watch, but I’ve always really liked Lauren, cause she seems somewhat normal. Kristin seems like.. well.. a media whore. She’s Heidi, light. I wonder who she’ll start with in banging her way through The Hills..

Tonight is the 100th episode of The Office and it looks to be a fun episode, what with everyone convening at the company picnic, even perhaps Holly, Michael’s lost love.

TGIF my friends.. I seriously could NOT be happier that the work week is almost over!!

And... guess who's NOT going to the movies tonight? Yep... me :( Sometimes people are too predictable for their own good! I guess this will give me my chance to catch up on my Real Housewives viewing before I hunker down for ANTM, so maybe it's not SO bad... but microwave popcorn just doesn't compare!!!

On my way to work today I was behind a guy who had a license plate that says KHAAAN (That might be too many A’s, but you get the point). With the success of the new Star Trek movie, I’m thinking he might have the coolest car in the parking lot at the Regal Cinemas.

Was I the only one that got a little teary eyed this morning watching the Ryan O’Neal interview on the Today show!?

Last night we had another softball game, where I was catching. Now, I’ve played ball since I was 5. I’m MORE than capable of catching a ball when it’s thrown to me, and to go after it when it’s not. Well, there was a play at the plate and as I’m waiting for the ball to be thrown, our pitcher literally pushed me out of the way. I walked to the bench cause there was no point in me backing him up since he was so confident in his abilities, right? I KIND OF wish he hadn’t gotten the guy out (just to prove a point) but he did, and he instantly could tell I was fuming. He came up to me and started to apologize but I cut him off and said “Don’t you ever fucking do that again” and then I reiterated the fact that I know I’m a girl and all, but all our girls are more than capable and if he ever does it again, he better figure out how to pitch AND catch, cause I won’t be behind the plate. I could hear him saying things, but I think he knew I had a point. I mean, if he had said “well, the guy that was coming in was a douche (and he is) and I was afraid he’d try to hurt you” that’s one thing. But he didn’t.. he’s just a ball hog. It was amazing how many people came up to me after that and told me they were glad that I said something to him instead of just letting him get away with it. Have you met me? That was NOT going to happen, and I’m pretty sure it’ll never happen again.

Ty Murray finally got the boot from DWTS, and from the little bit I saw Monday night, he was the most deserving, as I thought he was the week before. He was by far, the most improved, but the three that are in the finals, completely deserve it!

If you haven’t heard it, search for Kris Allen’s take on Heartless by Kanye West that he performed on Idol last night. It was a show-stopper for sure and he could be the underdog that ousts Danny Gokey to make it into the finals! I always liked him and think Danny is overrated, so it wouldn’t bother me!

Apparently, Paulina Porizkova was fired from America’s Next Top Model for having an ego that she wasn’t aware she had. Honey.. when you work with Tyra any ounce of self confidence is too much! The winner of ANTM’s most recent cycle will be crowned tonight. I admit it, I’m rooting for Allison!

I admit I haven’t watched more than the first episode online, but Party Down has been renewed for a second season, which means it’s just ONE more show I need to catch up on. Thank god for the internet!!

When the DVD of the first season of Dollhouse comes out, there will be 2 unaired episodes included. If they’re from the end of the season, I might buy it. The beginning of the season.. not so much!

Today, out of curiousity, I googled one of our foreign agents. We all really like working with him and we were curious. Well, he’s a bona fide hottie. I might have to keep screwing up his stuff so he has to email me more often!

Seriously.. who thought Shanna Moakler was a role model in the first place?

I only made it through half the Real Housewives reunion last night and none of the Jersey Housewives, but it was basically bitch bitch bitch, cry cry cry, as expected. Practically everyone has had surgery or been in the news for one reason or another and that is why we love them. Doesn’t mean I’m not gonna watch the whole thing every time it’s on though! I’m just happy I don’t have to hear “let me tell you a-something about my family. We are thick as thieves” again. If I were that woman, I’d be mortified THAT is the sound bite they chose to use to introduce the season!

It’s late afternoon and my movie date has yet to cancel on me. It could be a miracle.. or I could have totally jinxed myself just now. She still has a little over two hours to bail.

In a strange turn of events, Jason might actually be speaking to me and has (hopefully) forgotten about Sunday night.. or at least he’s pretending to, which is fine with me. I’m sick of beating the dead horse and pretending to apologize for something I really don’t feel bad about! And as my C. Howe says “you never ask someone about their past sexcapades” (it went something like that, right Chris?). No one ever likes the answer… Unless they know their new girlfriend used to be a nun and this was their first day out of the convent. I think then it’d be ok to ask!

Time is winding down and I’ve got some stuff to do. Hump ‘em if you got ‘em and if you don’t have 'em… fake it!

This is an actual email I sent to my co-worker, just a few short minutes ago:

I'm going to slit my wrists with my dull scissors.. you'll probably have to take me to the hospital then we can both get the F out of here.. Course.. I probably won't be back till next week, what with the 5150 mental health hold they'll put on me.. but it might be worth it

Oh, the things you can learn from Britney and her mental breakdown!!!

Seriously.. it’s been the SLOWEST week already, and it’s only Tuesday.

TO make things interesting, once again Jason is kinda not speaking to me. We had a great weekend.. talking a lot, things were going really well. Sunday night I watched him bowl and as we were on our way home, someone’s name came up that I have “history” with (now.. I’m sure my minions can realize what I mean when I say history, but he wasn’t getting it) so he asked the dreaded question and I answered it honestly, thinking, “it was a long time ago and he and I weren’t together at the time so what’s the big deal?” Apparently, it WAS a big deal, since this guy will be on a boy’s trip with him in approximately three weeks. Call me crazy, but I thought honesty was the best policy as opposed to hearing about it from a drunk guy and being blindsided with the information. Anyway, he had his hand on my leg as we spoke, and quickly recoiled as if I’d just been struck down with leprosy. Oh yeah, it wasn’t pretty. Actually said “get out of my car” when he got to my house. I understand there’s an initial shock, but I hate to break it to you, neither one of us were virgins when we got together and we’re not now! I understand it’s going to be awkward for him to go on this trip and see this guy, but it would have been worse if it had come up and he didn’t have a clue. The more I think about it, the more I’m angry that he’s angry, so this morning I left him an angry voice mail which he promptly returned, amazingly enough! We talked a little bit and I tried to explain that I wasn’t telling him to make him jealous but he asked and I didn’t want to lie to him. I think he just had some issues with having that picture in his head and needs time to get over it. Hopefully he will. We didn’t get a whole lot resolved this morning, but at least I know there’s a possibility he’ll answer the phone when I call! I did tell him that he couldn’t just not talk to me for three days every time I do something he doesn’t like, especially since (technically) we’re not together.

If I could just have one un-drama filled relationship… I’d probably get bored ;)

The weekend was pretty good. We took our pregnant friend Kate out to dinner Saturday night (we missed her shower) to the Brew Pub in Troy (Brown’s Brewing Co.) Had a GREAT dinner there! We then hit up Quigley’s in East Greenbush, since no one wanted to serve four hot chicks with twenty dollar bills in their hands at My Place. Seriously.. it was unreal! Anyway, we ended the night at Meadowgreens where I was surprisingly "on" in beer pong. Sunday morning we took mom (and dad) to brunch at The Standard, which was really quite good. Spent some time in the mall and then put on jammies to lounge on the couch and try to catch up on TV. I got through two episodes of NCIS and two episodes of 90210, but that was it. I am seriously considering not leaving the house this coming weekend until I clean that baby out! Thank god my shows are ending, although some have just begun (THANK YOU VH1).

I caught up on Daisy of Love and that poor girl is sure having some trouble getting these guys into her, although you wouldn’t be able to tell from the massive make-out sessions that seem to be happening at ever turn. The second installment of Charm School started last night with lots of my Rock of Love Girls, but I haven’t had a chance to check it out yet. To quote my friend Tara “What a freaking train wreck.” YAY!!! I can’t wait..

I did manage to catch most of DWTS and it looks like Gilles has secured himself a spot in the finals, and hopefully so have Melissa and Shawn. I love Ty to pieces and he’s doing a great job, but he should have gone home last week and then it really would have been interesting to see who’d make it in to the final 3!!

Someone found a copy of the script for the Twilight Sequel “New Moon” in the trash and actually returned it, which makes her a better person than I’ll ever be!

I don’t know if anyone is even watching Dollhouse anymore, but you should have stuck around for the last two episodes. I actually gasped out loud when the identity of Alpha was revealed. I’m doubtful that it will get a second season, but if it was going to be anything like the last few episodes, I wish Fox would at least give it a shot!

If you want to find out where exactly they “paved paradise and put up a parking lot,” check out this site. It’s still in the beginning stages, but pretty interesting!

Ball game tonight (third Tuesday in a row!) and I’m supposed to go to the movies to see Sunshine Cleaning with my friend Lynn tomorrow night. She’s notorious for canceling, so I’ll believe it when she picks me up and not until then!

Enjoy your day and continue to try to live without me and my drama filled life. You can make up for it by checking out the Real Housewives of NYC reunion at 10 tonight (PS – the Bethanny-Jill conflict wasn’t quite as crazy as the previews for the finale made it out to be) and then continue tuning in to check out the first episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.. If you watch any Bravo at all, you already know they’re thick as thieves!!

Just downloaded two GREAT new songs:

No Surprise by Daughtry - like I wouldn't love a Daughtry song, but I listened to it once and LOVED it.. I missed him on Idol last night but I'm thinking if he has a new album coming out in July he'll HAVE to tour to promote it. If he comes anywhere near here, I'm in!

Her Diamonds by Rob Thomas - I know this may sound weird, but I haven't been a huge fan of his solo stuff. Again, this song got me from the minute I came across it and I couldn't not download it today. Give them both a shot!

What a surprising week of exits on reality TV shows, huh? First, Lil Kim and Derek get booted from DWTS, which I'm pretty sure came as a shock to everyone, including Ty Murray, who's still there. Then, Allison Iraheta gets kicked off after more than one knockout performance on Idol. Sometimes life just isn't fair.

Speaking of DWTS, there are rumors that Mark Ballas and Derek Hough might join Julianne Hough next season and take some time off. You know, to work on their band... that no one would ever know about if they weren't already on DWTS. Anyone ever heard the phrase "don't bite the hand that feeds you?" Well.. at least not before you establish yourself in your "other" career first! Also, Derek could be in the running for a role in the remake of Footloose, but then again, so is his sister. Creepy....

And again I ask, WHY do I continue to watch Grey's Anatomy if all it does is make me cry?

So, it was a false alarm when the cops showed up at Cher's house, but apparently THIS was not! Finding love is obviously stressful!!!

Someone actually got the best job ever!!!

Adam Jones is making a name for himself... even if the team isn't!

I guess Manny's all upset cause he was prescribed something "personal" and it wasn't steroids.. That's what they all say, right?

I thought I published this post like.. an hour ago. It's been such a long week. Thank GOD tomorrow is Friday. Hopefully our ball game doesn't get canceled, but if it does, I can't say a free night would be a bad thing!! Enjoy your Friday!!

I can't wait till the full story on this blows wide open. No offense, but it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.. 50 games is just shy of one-third of the season. At this point, you can't blame anyone but yourself for getting caught. I mean, you KNOW you're going to get tested!!! Even if it were an O, I'd probably say he got what he deserves.. Probably...

Guess who's apologizing up a storm?

If you really have to guess, you don't read this blog enough... Granted, I don't post enough, but I've kept you pretty up to date. Regardless, I'm still holding off on running back full steam. A girl has to play a little hard to get, at least that's probably what Ramona's rules (Real Housewives of NY) would say!

Speaking of which, tonight is the season finale of the Real Housewives and since I don't seem to be home EVER lately, I promise to blog about it, but not tomorrow! But DEFINITELY before next week's reunion show AND premiere of the Jersey housewives!!

Fringe has been renewed for a second season, so my mind can continue to be boggled.. and I can drool over Pacey and his sardonic wit...

The O's have finally snapped a six game slide with an 8-4 win over Tampa Bay last night. Things have been tough for the O's and Trembley is talking about mixing up the bullpen, so we'll see how things go down in the future. Vote for your all-stars!!!!

Speaking of baseball, hope Joba saved some of his hard earned cash so he can bail mom out of jail. Apparently she's suspected of being a meth dealer. Are you surprised? She named her kid JOBA for Christ's sake!!! Ok.. apparently Joba's not his real name, but let's still blame Mom since she kinda raised a guy who legally changed his name from Justin to Joba.. Hmm.. ok wait.. I think at this point, I'd choose Joba over Justin too. Call me bitter! ;)

Dom Deluise has died at the age of 75. Dom Deluise and Dorothy Zbornak within weeks of each other? Say it ain't so!!!!

Happy Cinco de Mayo and Happy (what would have been her) 77th birthday to my Grandma!

I finished The Host (hard to get into, but worth it) and am waiting for the first seven True Blood/Sookie Stackhouse books to come in the mail. You have to love Overstock!!

I have a ball game tonight, so this is all you get, but it's better than the nothing that was originally intended!!!

Busy night of TV tonight, so "watch what happens!!" ;)

Derby Day Pictures

Me, Ronnie and Jen at Meadowgreens..

Someday, Matty and I are going to make beautiful babies, don'tcha think?

COUSINS!!! :)

Someone needs to explain to me how I didn't win loads of cash on the derby yesterday. The horse that won was #8 AND it's name had BIRD in it. Seriously.. how did I miss that? I'm appalled at myself. Luckily, I won back what I had bet, so at least it wasn't a total loss, but it could have been SO much better. I spent so much time looking at the betting sheet that I guess I just overlooked it.. I"m ashamed...

I ran my second 5K ever on Friday night in 38 minutes. The first one I ran in 37:38, but I ran the whole thing. This one had a few hills, which is something I don't do ever. So, I made it approximately 2 and a quarter miles before I walked for a bit. I was pretty happy that I finished it and hopefully I'll manage to run the whole way through my next one.

Saturday I went up to Vermont for our annual Scorpion Bowl weekend, which was fun. The weather was hot and I wish I'd had the chance to hang out more and see more people, but the weekend was way too busy to do so. I left the house around 9 am and got home around 12:30 am. It was a VERY long day and the last thing I wanted to do was get up early on Sunday, but there was a softball game so I didn't have a choice. I walked twice, got a hit and caught the entire game. Needless to say, I was sweaty and exhausted. However, I had a baby shower directly after so I basically had to body shower and try to salvage my hair in order to get there close to on time. Tre and I had big goals for Sunday, but they never materialized.. Instead we both passed out on the couch.. guess the weekend had finally caught up to us!!

My co-worker has just started selling Madison Handbags, so I'll be having a party in May. I'm excited cause I want one for myself and hopefully people will buy and/or have their own party so I don't have to pay full price!!!

The Food Network has announced a show called "Worst Cooks in America." I'm pretty sure I should be in the running to be on it.

Sadly, Bea Arthur died over the weekend and in other sad news, it seems Heidi and Spencer actually DID get married and are spending time in Cabo San Lucas.. what do you think the chances are they'll get swine flu? Cross your fingers....

Apparently the Albany Firebirds offered Michael Vick a contract.. unbeknownst to most of the Firebirds and their front office. Apparently it was a bad idea gone wild..

In a bit of a shocker, Chuck Wicks and Julianne Hough got voted off DWTS this week. Melissa Rycroft was out with a rib injury and had the lowest scores, but it looks like the sympathy vote paid off, because she and the love of my life, Tony Dovolani live to dance another day. I admit, I didn't want Chuck and Julianne to go home, but I did give Melissa and Tony three sympathy votes out of my six online votes. The final five are Shawn Johnson, Lil Kim, Melissa Rycroft, Gilles Marini and Ty Murray. Who would have thought that!?

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are expecting twin girls via a surrogate, so maybe all that marriage ending talk will stop.. for a while.. I have a feeling those girls will give Suri Cruise a run for her money in the fashion department.

Is this week ever going to end!? It has really been the slowest week ever and I'm looking forwared to heading out for the Kentucky Derby on Saturday and maybe even winning a little cash with a well placed bet... but don't worry.. I'm not holding my hand on my ass waiting for THAT to happen. My betting skills usually revolve around which horse is wearing the prettiest color!

So to add to the Jason saga, I hadn't heard from him since last week's debacle, when he texted me on Saturday night (after 10:00 - beer muscles anyone?) and we had this exchange:

J - Hate me?
K - To use my phrase you used against me "I really don't like you right now"
J - Gotcha
K - What did you expect?
J - Was just wondering. Didn't expect anything
K - That's a good thing

He then texted me last night - "Like me yet?" A text which I didn't respond to. I then get a text today telling me that the place where he works is closing as of Friday, so guess who's out of a job. I've been there and done that (the whole unemployment thing) so obviously I have compassion, so of course I responded to the text, but sent another one making it abundantly clear that these were extenuating circumstances and that I did not yet like him or want to talk to him. I don't think he got the point though. I talked him off the ledge and also sent him some job postings. What can I say? I'm a giver.

That's all I've got for you guys. Perhaps if the O's were doing better, I'd have a bit more to say but alas, that is not the case right now! I was going to go to a game with my Dad on May 20th at Yankee Stadium, but I ended up having a ball game so I decided not to take the tickets. The train that goes straight to Yankee Stadium doesn't start running until the 23rd and if I'm going to Yankee Stadium, I'd much rather go that route and NOT sit in the bleachers. So, still no plans to catch a game this year...

Anyway, I'll try to be better with the posting but lately the last thing I want to do when I get home at night is turn on the computer. I'll try harder I promise! Hope you all got over the hump ok and made it through the warm weather we had this past weekend!!

Thank God I don't have a boyfriend or I'd have to abandon the blog altogether!! And no, that doesn't mean you all should pray I don't find one.. I might have less time, but at least I'd have more ammo!!!

Sorry I've been a slacker. Just had lots to do and little time in which to do it.

You can't tell me that you don't think there is SOMETHING wrong about this advertisement... And yes.. this was the "pet of the day" on the Register Star (Hudson's local newspaper) website.

So remember how the other day I was telling you about me saying what might be one of the meanest things ever? Well.. apparently that's not something you can come back from. As you might have been able to figure out, I said it to Jason, and he decided that "he doesn't know who the hell I am anymore" and other such nonsense. Apparently the boy has never EVER said something he regrets and/or didn't mean. So, basically, I'm the devil and he wants nothing to do with me. At first I was upset, but the more I think about it, the more I get angry. I mean, people make mistakes and I've done nothing but try to atone for it for the last four days. Apparently, that's not enough. He thinks I should "move on, because he doesn't think it would ever work between us anyway." That's unfortunate, but hey... you can't make someone feel a certain way and if something that small makes THAT much of an impact, then I don't know what to say or do about it and maybe that's ok. Seriously, if I ever attempt to date someone who's name starts with a J again, make sure someone tells me to run away screaming (Toine - not quite sure if Jimmy is off limits on this one... he might get the bye).

Last night I decided to go to Express and the Gap and see if I could fit into some size 12's. I have my rugby reunion on Saturday and I'd really like to look good, not like I'm wearing jeans that are too big. So, I went to the Gap and got a pair that I can wear with flip flops or sneakers. However, I tried on a pair that were so perfect... except for the fact that they were about a foot too long. I'm not kidding.. it was kind of crazy how long they were. Considering I don't have the time or patience to do the whole alteration thing, I didn't buy them. I went to the Express in Colonie Center, which was so much better than going to Crossgates where I almost bitch slapped the skinny salesgirl. I managed to find ONE pair of size 12's and even my Mom agreed they looked good on me, so it must be true! As I was leaving Macy's (where I parked), this black salesman was VERY friendly and made sure to tell me to have a good night and then some (I'm not saying it to be racist, him being black will be important later on in the story). Anyway, the whole time I'm regretting not buying the jeans that were too long. I swear, they fit me like a glove!! So, I went into work today and was telling a couple of people about it and they're all like "there's a tailor around the corner." Great.. NOW you tell me! So, after only a little bit of deliberation, I decided I needed to go back to get them... RIGHT THAT SECOND. I was so afraid to wait for the day to be over that I went out the minute the mall opened to get them and luckily, they were there. Funny thing is, I parked in the Macy's lot, same as I always do and when I walk in the door, the SAME guy is working the counter. I wasn't aware it was him until he said "you came back!" How random is that?! So he's then asking me if I worked there, cause why else would I have been back so soon. So I had to tell him that it was because I let a deal slip by and had to take advantage. Luckily I was on the phone when I left and he had a customer, so there was no time for small talk. What can I say? The black boys seem to love my junk in the trunk and there is nothing I can do about it but appreciate that they appreciate! When I went to the Gap the salesgirl there also remembered me. If these people close the store, shouldn't they not have to open the next day?

Today was Administrative Professionals Day, so we got some gifts and had a nice luncheon at work. I managed to walk away with a few candles and votive holder, along with $20 in Simply Certificates. I certainly can't complain about that AND a free lunch.

Project Runway is FINALLY coming back and I'm so excited, even if I have to watch it on Lifetime. Speaking of Heidi Klum, she is also pregnant once again, and seemingly hoping for a girl so her daughter has a partner in crime. I'm sure she's also looking for she and Seal to have a biological girl, as Leni is her daughter with ex, Flavio Briatore.

Dog Chapman was shot at while out trying to pick up a fugitve, but don't worry.. he didn't get hit AND he got the guy.. eventually!

I finished the Tori Spelling book, Stori Telling, while at the gym last night. I love a good memoir, but I really enjoyed reading this book. I've kind of always felt bad for Tori cause I thought she got a bad rap and her book was very entertaining. I might even pick up her new book, Mommywood, cause I can only imagine what insights she'll have on motherhood!

I left my post-it at work, so I'm sure there's a ton I'm missing, but I really tried to give it a go!

Happy Administrative Professionals Day, Earth Day and (most importantly) Hump Day. Hump 'em if you got 'em and try to find me one as well!!! Preferably bald with good arms and whose name doesn't start with J ;)

NO!!! A kid from The Sandlot can't go down the wrong path!!!

The Rock of Love Bus reunion show was a bit of a snoozer.. and I'm also guessing this one ain't gonna last either. Damn you Bret.. when are you gonna find the one?! Daisy of Love starts on Sunday!!!

There's gonna be a lot of chart carrying on Grey's Anatomy, as Ellen Pompeo (Meredith) is pregnant..

I bowled in the pro-am on Friday night and had an absolute blast. Our pros weren't throwing the ball so hot, but regardless, they shoot 200. When one of our guys didn't, we decided they should buy us a round, and buy us rounds they did. I hadn't had a chance to eat dinner, so I was pretty well in the bag by the time it was over. After the tournament they do a shoot out, where 8 guys bowl against each other to see who gets the most strikes. We all threw in $5 and picked out of a hat and believe it or not, my guy won! In the meantime, I was trying to find a ride home and managed to say the most heinous thing I ever could say to someone and because of that, I'm in the midst of a bit of an issue. I've spent my entire weekend apologizing in text and voice mail messages, but only today did I get any sort of response, which consisted of a text saying "I really don't like you right now." This is something I understand, but it also makes me mad that he's using my own favorite phrase against me.

Saturday night consisted of burritos and disco fries at Bomber's, then the roller derby bout, whcih was an absolute blast! I'm telling you, if you get a chance, definitely attend! It was pretty much exactly how I thought it would be, except the rink isn't on an angle like it usually is on TV. In our drunken haze Tre and I put together a kick ass roller derby team of our own. It's too bad no one can really skate anymore. They're doing an open call tomorrow night if anyone is interested!

The O's dropped four games to the Red Sox this weekend, which definitely helped to put a damper on things. The first three games were close, but the third was a blow out, and now we've got Melvin Mora on the DL, which is so not a high point.

Because one Kardashian reality show is never enough...

I've had a really hard time with my running lately, which is really unfortunate since I have to run my first 5K of the year on Friday. At least it'll be nice out, which I hope will help, not hinder my ability to run/jog/walk. I don't have very high hopes, as you can see!

Sorry I've been a slacker as of late. Last week was a ridiculously busy week and the weekend didn't allow much time for recovery. To all my pot smoking (and free burrito loving) friends.. Happy 4:20!